What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Trump never paid to have a lentil in his face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil

I wouldn't pay 200 dollars to have a lentil on my face

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn’t drill a hole in the bathroom wall to see a lentil.

My father told me that 65% of the lentils they farm go to Asia.

I asked him if they were ori-lentils.

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"The body of Christ"

A "Wise guy" went to Church to partake of Holy Communion. When his turn came he got close to the priest and opened his mouth. The Priest placed the Holy Host on his tongue saying "The body of Christ" but at the same time released a silent but deadly fart caused by the lentil soup he had for dinner t...

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

Did you hear about the chef that died?

He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.

Now top that.

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