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What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Trump never paid to have a lentil in his face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil

I wouldn't pay 200 dollars to have a lentil on my face

Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

A: I didn't pay $50 to have a lentil on me last night.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn’t drill a hole in the bathroom wall to see a lentil.

How do you address an audience full of dried seeds?

"Ladies and lentil-men...."

A man collapsed in the lentil aisle at my local supermarket.

Fortunately, when the paramedics arrived, they found a pulse.

My father told me that 65% of the lentils they farm go to Asia.

I asked him if they were ori-lentils.

Did you hear about the chef that died?

He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.

Now top that.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

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