Lentil Jokes - 9 Hilarious Lentil Jokes

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn’t pay $100 to have a lentil on my face.

A man collapsed in the lentil aisle at my local supermarket.

Fortunately, when the paramedics arrived, they found a pulse.

Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

A: I didn't pay $50 to have a lentil on me last night.

My father told me that 65% of the lentils they farm go to Asia.

I asked him if they were ori-lentils.

I just found out I'm allergic to legumes

Doctor says it's a lentil illness

How do you address an audience full of dried seeds?

"Ladies and lentil-men...."

Did you hear about the chef that died?

He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.

Now top that.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

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James and his giant peach

James was a delivery boy of amazing delicious fresh Indian food from one island to another. James loved peaches, the head chef told him to take a small peach and everyday he rowed out to the neighbouring island , for his good deed his peach would grow.
James on first day of work collected butter ...

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