What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I’ve never had a lentil on my face.

A man collapsed in the lentil aisle at my local supermarket.

Fortunately, when the paramedics arrived, they found a pulse.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 bucks to have a lentil on my face.


Jimmy Carr.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn’t drill a hole in the bathroom wall to see a lentil.

Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

No has ever paid to have a lentil on their face.

My father told me that 65% of the lentils they farm go to Asia.

I asked him if they were ori-lentils.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

Did you hear about the chef that died?

He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.

Now top that.

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