What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Donald Trump has never had a lentil on his face.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

It doesn’t cost $250 to get a lentil on your face.

My father told me that 65% of the lentils they farm go to Asia.

I asked him if they were ori-lentils.

Did you hear about the chef that died?

He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.

Now top that.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

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