Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What do you call something that’s rad but not too rad?

Radish

A radish went to the doctor...

A radish went to see his doctor after a horrific accident left him comatose for weeks.

When he woke up, he told the doctor that he was feeling a little better, He said, "Doc what are my chances of a full recovery?"

Doctor: "Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're going t...

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

...the radiush.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Name a vegetable that's kind of cool.

Radish

What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave?

Radish

What vegetable is only slightly cool?

A Radish

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Mrs Omalley needs vegetables

Mrs. O'Malley woke up on a fine Monday and decided to make a delicious stew for her dear husband of 50 years.

She grabbed carrots, potatoes, celery, radishes and a out to the barn for a rabbit. She gathered all the ingredients and was getting ready to start putting them into the pot when she ...

What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?

Radish

There was a guy who wanted a vegetable garden

Being the artistic person that he is, he decided to grow different kinds of vegetables in a four concentric circles in his garden around a trimmed, flowery bush in the center of the garden. In the outermost circle, to ward off animals, he planted chili growing plants. In the next circle, he planted ...

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