What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

My dad never radished the hell out of me.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

...the radiush.

What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?

Radish

Name a vegetable that's kind of cool.

Radish

What's lamer than a lemon but cooler than a cucumber?

A radish.

What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?

A radish.

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My mom in a nutshell

Teacher: Radish is good at public speaking, math, debating

Mom: WHAT MY SON GOOD AT PUBLIC MASTURBATION

Teacher:nononononononono

What do you call a vegetable with a sore throat?

A horse radish.

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