What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

My dad never radished the hell out of me.

Why do you call a Radish a Radish

Because they're rad. But not that rad.

What did the radish say to the broccoli?

Turnip the music

What vegetable is only slightly cool?

A Radish

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

...the radiush.

Name a vegetable that's kind of cool.


What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?


What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?

A radish.

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Mrs Omalley needs vegetables

Mrs. O'Malley woke up on a fine Monday and decided to make a delicious stew for her dear husband of 50 years.

She grabbed carrots, potatoes, celery, radishes and a out to the barn for a rabbit. She gathered all the ingredients and was getting ready to start putting them into the pot when she ...

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