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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

A radish went to the doctor...

A radish went to see his doctor after a horrific accident left him comatose for weeks.

When he woke up, he told the doctor that he was feeling a little better, He said, "Doc what are my chances of a full recovery?"

Doctor: "Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're going t...

Where did Harry Potter buy a white radish?

At daikon alley

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What's a kinda cool vegetable?

A RADISH

What do you call something that’s rad but not too rad?

Radish

Name a vegetable that's kind of cool.

Radish

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?

Radish

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Mrs Omalley needs vegetables

Mrs. O'Malley woke up on a fine Monday and decided to make a delicious stew for her dear husband of 50 years.

She grabbed carrots, potatoes, celery, radishes and a out to the barn for a rabbit. She gathered all the ingredients and was getting ready to start putting them into the pot when she ...

What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?

A radish.

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