Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

A radish went to the doctor...

A radish went to see his doctor after a horrific accident left him comatose for weeks.

When he woke up, he told the doctor that he was feeling a little better, He said, "Doc what are my chances of a full recovery?"

Doctor: "Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're going t...

What do you call vegans who are kinda cool?

Radish

What did the radish say to the broccoli?

Turnip the music

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Name a vegetable that's kind of cool.

Radish

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?

Radish

What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?

A radish.

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Mrs Omalley needs vegetables

Mrs. O'Malley woke up on a fine Monday and decided to make a delicious stew for her dear husband of 50 years.

She grabbed carrots, potatoes, celery, radishes and a out to the barn for a rabbit. She gathered all the ingredients and was getting ready to start putting them into the pot when she ...

There was a guy who wanted a vegetable garden

Being the artistic person that he is, he decided to grow different kinds of vegetables in a four concentric circles in his garden around a trimmed, flowery bush in the center of the garden. In the outermost circle, to ward off animals, he planted chili growing plants. In the next circle, he planted ...

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