Radish Jokes - 11 Hilarious Radish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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A radish went to the doctor...

A radish went to see his doctor after a horrific accident left him comatose for weeks.

When he woke up, he told the doctor that he was feeling a little better, He said, "Doc what are my chances of a full recovery?"

Doctor: "Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're going t...

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Name a vegetable that's kind of cool.

Radish

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Where did Harry Potter buy a white radish?

At daikon alley

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What do you call something that’s rad but not too rad?

Radish

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What do you call vegans who are kinda cool?

Radish

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

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What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?

Radish

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What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?

A radish.

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Mrs Omalley needs vegetables

Mrs. O'Malley woke up on a fine Monday and decided to make a delicious stew for her dear husband of 50 years.

She grabbed carrots, potatoes, celery, radishes and a out to the barn for a rabbit. She gathered all the ingredients and was getting ready to start putting them into the pot when she ...

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