The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
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A nymphomaniac goes to the grocery store
and gets horny looking at all of the cucumbers and savory meats. When the hot bag boy offers to carry her groceries to the car she can’t help herself, and whispers in his ear, “hey, I’ve got an itchy pussy.”
He says, “you’ll have to tell me what color, ma’am, because all these Japanese cars l...
A priest and a rabbi are friends . . .
And the priest is always talking to the rabbi about how great ham sandwiches are, and how he's totally missing out by not being able to eat them. Every time they have lunch together, he orders a ham sandwich, and spends the entire meal raving about how salty and savory and delicious it is. Any time...
I thought the girl at my bus stop thought I was sweet
but apparently that's not what she meant by "un-savory"