If you drink 2 glasses of Kale juice daily, it will destroy your belly fat and

Your desire to live too.

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Kale is a negative calorie food,

meaning the kale itself contains fewer calories than your body uses to throw it up because it's so fucking disgusting.

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[Life Pro Tip] when cooking Kale.. add some coconut oil..

It makes it easier to scrape into the trash bin..

Kale.

I prefer mine with a silent "K"

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I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale

so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.

I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale.

Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

What did the homicidal vegetarian say?

I would kale for some salad.

Just started my Vegan diet.

They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns.

He said oh kale no

What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show?

Quinoa and Kale

I dunno why people say hurtful things like...

"Wanna go for a run?"
or "Try this kale."