What's the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

Why didn't the yam go to the Australian Open?

Because he wasn't a commontator

A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.

The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, he didn’t have enough stamina to finish the race. The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first mile, but the tomato fell behind. The yam was about to reach the end of the race when he collapsed from exhaustion right in front...

A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart...

Yam: Can I be candied with you?

Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank.

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An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country ...

He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it...

When and why did the yam farmer get up?

For a yam.

A little IDAHO HUMOR From John H. Hill

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going...

Did you hear about the sweet potato truck that crashed on the interstate?

It caused a huge traffic yam.

Why do jewish people love breaking their fast with sweet potatoes?

So that they can properly celebrate Yam kippur.

My wife keeps insisting that I tell her my favorite body part and vegetable

I told her eye yam but she doesnt listen

If you could be any kind of potato, what would you be?

I’d be a sweet potato, because I yam what I yam and that’s all I can be.

What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?

Candide yams

Three potatoes decide to go to the swimming pool.

The first potato goes to the lowest diving board, does a simple forward flip, and lands flawlessly in the water, before coming back up for air, and swims off.

The second potato climbs to the next diving board, does a more intricate double-backflip in the air, and lands feet-first into the wat...

What did the first vegetable say when asked to prove its sentience?

I think therefore I yam.

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