What’s the difference between a warm yam and a thrown pig?

One is a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham.

Why didn't the yam go to the Australian Open?

Because he wasn't a commontator

Three potatoes decide to go to the swimming pool.

The first potato goes to the lowest diving board, does a simple forward flip, and lands flawlessly in the water, before coming back up for air, and swims off.

The second potato climbs to the next diving board, does a more intricate double-backflip in the air, and lands feet-first into the wat...

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Yellow Yam

An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden , but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

D...

Why do jewish people love breaking their fast with sweet potatoes?

So that they can properly celebrate Yam kippur.

What's the difference between a vegetable sitting and a thown American?

One is a seated yam and the other is a yeeted sam.

My wife keeps insisting that I tell her my favorite body part and vegetable

I told her eye yam but she doesnt listen

When and why did the yam farmer get up?

For a yam.

If you could be any kind of potato, what would you be?

I’d be a sweet potato, because I yam what I yam and that’s all I can be.

A Carrot is hosting a party

A carrot is hosting a party.

The first to arrive is Carrot's friend Apple, but accompanying him is somebody Carrot does not know. They look just like Apple, but green instead, and so, carrots says, "Hello Apple, who might your friend be?".

The new fellow replies, "Hello, I am also Appl...

What did the first vegetable say when asked to prove its sentience?

I think therefore I yam.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

My Socials Teacher just posted this long Potato Pun

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and ge...

What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?

Candide yams

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