Why do jewish people love breaking their fast with sweet potatoes?
So that they can properly celebrate Yam kippur.
What’s the difference between a warm yam and a thrown pig?
One is a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham.
Why didn't the yam go to the Australian Open?
Because he wasn't a commontator
A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart...
Yam: Can I be candied with you?
Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank.
A Carrot is hosting a party
A carrot is hosting a party.
The first to arrive is Carrot's friend Apple, but accompanying him is somebody Carrot does not know. They look just like Apple, but green instead, and so, carrots says, "Hello Apple, who might your friend be?".
The new fellow replies, "Hello, I am also Appl...
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An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden , but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?
When and why did the yam farmer get up?
For a yam.
What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say?
I yam that I yam.
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
A girl potato and boy potato had eyes for each other and, finally, they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half...
If you could be any kind of potato, what would you be?
I’d be a sweet potato, because I yam what I yam and that’s all I can be.
What did the first vegetable say when asked to prove its sentience?
I think therefore I yam.
What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?