What’s the difference between a warm yam and a thrown pig?

One is a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham.

Why didn't the yam go to the Australian Open?

Because he wasn't a commontator

A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart...

Yam: Can I be candied with you?

Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank.

A Carrot is hosting a party

A carrot is hosting a party.

The first to arrive is Carrot's friend Apple, but accompanying him is somebody Carrot does not know. They look just like Apple, but green instead, and so, carrots says, "Hello Apple, who might your friend be?".

The new fellow replies, "Hello, I am also Appl...

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Yellow Yam

An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden , but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

D...

When and why did the yam farmer get up?

For a yam.

What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say?

I yam that I yam.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

If you could be any kind of potato, what would you be?

I’d be a sweet potato, because I yam what I yam and that’s all I can be.

What did the first vegetable say when asked to prove its sentience?

I think therefore I yam.

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A List of AP Botany Puns

Last semester I dicked around in AP Botany instead of listening to some stupid lecture senior year and came up with an extensive list of bad botanical puns and play on words. Enjoy!

How do trees hook up when they’re looking to have fun
Timber

What is a trees favorite social media we...

My Socials Teacher just posted this long Potato Pun

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and ge...

What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?

Candide yams