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If you think truffle butter is disgusting.

You’ve never experienced pee nut butter.

Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

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Because strawberry is not fun guy!

Why didn't the truffle invite people to his house?

There wasn't mushroom.

Make sure to always be careful when eating mushrooms

If you eat the wrong one you could be in truffle

Don't know if it's posted here before, I forgot the original version I heard so posting with a bit of twist....

A couple was at this party when they suddenly get in the mood to do it. The guy comes near the girl but she says, "I am a little hungry can you get me some pretzels from downstairs ?"

The guy all excited runs down for pretzels but there is a huge line of people around the bowl, figuring he co...

Why is it not worth it to hunt for mushrooms?

It’s too much truffle.

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A Panda walks into an expensive restaurant...

He gets seated by the host and looks at the menu. He orders the most expensive items on the menu; Porterhouse, A bottle of Chateau Lafite and Black Truffle Cheesecake. When the check comes, the Panda pulls out a handgun and shoots the waiter right between the eyes.

As the Panda is walking out...

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Apparently I'm "an insensitive arsehole"

Apparently I'm "an insensitive arsehole" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a "truffle shuffle"...

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