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Truffle Jokes

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If you think truffle butter is disgusting.

You’ve never experienced pee nut butter.

Why didn't the truffle invite people to his house?

There wasn't mushroom.

Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

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Because strawberry is not fun guy!

Every time when I tried to be a fun guy

I always get myself into big truffles

Make sure to always be careful when eating mushrooms

If you eat the wrong one you could be in truffle

Why is it not worth it to hunt for mushrooms?

It’s too much truffle.

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