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If you think truffle butter is disgusting.

You’ve never experienced pee nut butter.

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Why didn't the truffle invite people to his house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

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Because strawberry is not fun guy!

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Every time when I tried to be a fun guy

I always get myself into big truffles

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Make sure to always be careful when eating mushrooms

If you eat the wrong one you could be in truffle

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Why is it not worth it to hunt for mushrooms?

It’s too much truffle.

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