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If you think truffle butter is disgusting.

You’ve never experienced pee nut butter.

Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

Why won't a truffle and a portobello mushroom take strawberry to the bar?

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Because strawberry is not fun guy!

Why didn't the truffle invite people to his house?

There wasn't mushroom.

Make sure to always be careful when eating mushrooms

If you eat the wrong one you could be in truffle

Why is it not worth it to hunt for mushrooms?

It’s too much truffle.

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A Panda walks into an expensive restaurant...

He gets seated by the host and looks at the menu. He orders the most expensive items on the menu; Porterhouse, A bottle of Chateau Lafite and Black Truffle Cheesecake. When the check comes, the Panda pulls out a handgun and shoots the waiter right between the eyes.

As the Panda is walking out...

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