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What is the world’s most influential root vegetable?

Rupert Burdock

What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?

Radish

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

I planted some root vegetables in my yard.

We'll see what turnips.

These Farmers got arrested!

Did you hear why the celery farmer got arrested?

For stalking

Did you hear about the hay farmer that got arrested?

He’s out on bail

Did you hear about the root vegetable farmer that got arrested?

He beet up his friend with a potato and didn’t carrot all.

Why shouldn't potato be a part of a square meal?

Because It's a root vegetable

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