What is the world’s most influential root vegetable?
Rupert Burdock
What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?
Radish
I planted some root vegetables in my yard.
We'll see what turnips.
What do root vegetables do at tha club?
Turnip
Why shouldn't potato be a part of a square meal?
Because It's a root vegetable
These Farmers got arrested!
Did you hear why the celery farmer got arrested?
For stalking
Did you hear about the hay farmer that got arrested?
He’s out on bail
Did you hear about the root vegetable farmer that got arrested?
He beet up his friend with a potato and didn’t carrot all.
There was a guy who wanted a vegetable garden
Being the artistic person that he is, he decided to grow different kinds of vegetables in a four concentric circles in his garden around a trimmed, flowery bush in the center of the garden. In the outermost circle, to ward off animals, he planted chili growing plants. In the next circle, he planted ...
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The Man who could only Drink Milk
I know an old man who had lived a life full of adventure, but his health started to catch up with him. He'd run the Boston Marathon, was an avid surfer, and climbed Everest, but he'd started to have abdominal pains around his 85th birthday and went to see a doctor. Sadly, he ultimately was diagnosed...
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