My dad swears by putting horse manure on his rhubarb
But I find it tastes much better with custard
What happened to the rhubarb when he got caught shoplifting?
He was taken into custardy then crumbled under questioning.
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Two guys walk into a bar
They go up to the barman who asks them what they want to drink. One guy asks for a pint and the other a vodka and coke. The barman reaches under the bar and produces the pint, then reaches under the bar and produces an apple.
The second man asks the barman he is doing so the barman tells him ...
I saw a man shovelling horse poo off the road, into a bag
So I stopped and asked him why.
He told me he was taking it home, to put on his rhubarb.
Fair enough, but I prefer custard
Just had Little Richard round to trim the garden
He lopped all the rhubarb, he lopped bamboo
A citizen of Moscow went into a restaurant
A citizen of Moscow went into a restaurant and ordered: "Borsht, veal cutlets, rhubarb pie, a cup of coffee....oh and a copy of Pravda please."
"Certainly," said the waiter, "we have all that you have ordered except Pravda. That newspaper ceased publication when the old Communist regime colla...