My dad swears by putting horse manure on his rhubarb
But I find it tastes much better with custard
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I saw a guy growing rhubarb the other week
I asked him what he put on his
“Horse manure” he replied
“That’s odd, I put custard on mine”
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A man has one day to live.
He’s lying in bed, dying. All of a sudden an amazing smell wafts across the bedroom. His wife had cooked his favorite, strawberry rhubarb pie.
He musters the strength to get to his feet, and slowly exits the bedroom and walks down the stairs, the sweet smell of pie growing ever stronger. He e...
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A citizen of Moscow went into a restaurant
A citizen of Moscow went into a restaurant and ordered: "Borsht, veal cutlets, rhubarb pie, a cup of coffee....oh and a copy of Pravda please."
"Certainly," said the waiter, "we have all that you have ordered except Pravda. That newspaper ceased publication when the old Communist regime colla...
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I saw a man shovelling horse poo off the road, into a bag
So I stopped and asked him why.
He told me he was taking it home, to put on his rhubarb.
Fair enough, but I prefer custard
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Just had Little Richard round to trim the garden
He lopped all the rhubarb, he lopped bamboo
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