A man says to his doctor "Doctor, I have an embarrassing sexual problem"
The doctor says "Tell me about your sex life,"
The man says "Well, first thing in the morning, the wife and I have a quick 'morning glory'. Then I go to work and about eleven o'clock my secretary gives me a BJ at my desk. I nip home at lunchtime and do the wife over the kitchen table, then af...
Liam Gallagher, lead singer of Oasis, decides to learn the politics of his home country. So he goes up to Noel and asks-
"What's a Tory, (Morning Glory), weeeelllll??"