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Don't stick plantains in your butthole

That's fuckin bananas

My friend died because he was allergic to plantains...

He went into bananaphalactic shock.

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

"Where did Mofongo?"

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My gf just put plantains in her vagina

I think she's fucking bananas

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A redditor is fitting his new kitchen and he stops for lunch.

His wife makes him a sandwich, and hands him some crisps and chocolate to eat, and a banana." he finishes his lunch and gets back to work.

A few hours later and he's finished. The wife walks in and checks out their new kitchen.

"OH MY GOD!" she shouts, as she opens the door, "What the ...

What kind of vegetable is the craziest to eat? [OC]

Plantains – it's just bananas!

Thought this up while at work today, might not be original but it gave me a chuckle :)

Woman wanted a pic of me with a banana for scale.

Too bad the store was out of plantains.

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