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Okra Jokes

What recipe uses chicken, shrimp, okra, and elephant sausage?

Dumbolaya

Scientists are making a big show about this new crop of Okra they engineered to not give you gas...

It's called Okra Windfrey.

What's the best state to grow vegetables in?

Okra-homa

I cooked dinner last night.

It was gumbo I made with only sausage and okra. It wasn't good or bad .

It was meaty okra.

Only in America

A European Count who had a fascination with the American West, arranged for a trip to a Texas town named Outlaw. Outlaw was small but didn't know it and the town fathers were determined to impress the Count with their worldliness. They arranged to have the local orchestra perform Beethoven's Ninth...

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THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana .

3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana .

4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ...

So I invented a new beef and vegetable recipe, but it wasn't so great...

It was meaty-okra.

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