Starch Jokes - 13 Hilarious Starch Jokes

What did the broth say to the corn starch?

You thicken me.

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What do you call 2 potatoes that hate each other?

Starch enemies

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Therapist: Have you gotten over your fetish of being starched, pressed, and folded?

Me: We’re still ironing out the kinks

Starch in your shorts! (Always makes me laugh:3)

Grandpa and Billy were working out in the garden.

Grandpa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground.

"You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man.

Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch....

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Why did Mr. Potato Head’s dry cleaning service go out of business?

He always used too much starch.

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How do potatoes get to space?

Using the starch ship enterfries

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I'd post a potato pun...

But I don't know where to starch.

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I always make a mess when cooking rice on my stovetop.

It is a starch reminder.

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How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison?

He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.

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Carbs

are my starch enemy.

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A pea, a lemon, and a potato went to the bar

A pea, a lemon, and a potato all went out to the bar after work. They all had a couple of drinks and had a merry time. The potato, being made entirely of starch, didn't get drunk at all, let alone tipsy. The lemon, being citrus, didn't feel very good after the second drink. The pea, being very small...

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Nipped In The Nuts

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, an extremely beautiful nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. The man is going almost crazy with lust for this perfect specimen, in her tight white starched uniform, her come-hither smil...

The Surgeon and the Plumber

A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office.

When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of used overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed doctor smirked in a condescending way and said: "Do you usually...

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