A pea, a lemon, and a potato all went out to the bar after work. They all had a couple of drinks and had a merry time. The potato, being made entirely of starch, didn't get drunk at all, let alone tipsy. The lemon, being citrus, didn't feel very good after the second drink. The pea, being very small...
Starch in your shorts! (Always makes me laugh:3)
Grandpa and Billy were working out in the garden.
Grandpa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground.
"You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man.
Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch....
I'd post a potato pun...
But I don't know where to starch.
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Nipped In The Nuts
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, an extremely beautiful nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. The man is going almost crazy with lust for this perfect specimen, in her tight white starched uniform, her come-hither smil...
Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaners
Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaners, the guy is a little old and hard of hearing. Monica says "i need to get this dress cleaned, no starch, use the same hanger." The dry cleaner responds "come again?" Monica says "nope, this time it's mustard."
How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison?
He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.
are my starch enemy.
The Surgeon and the Plumber
A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office.
When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of used overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed doctor smirked in a condescending way and said: "Do you usually...