Two slices of bread are competing to see who would stay fresh the longest.
It ended in a stalemate.
I wanna stay fresh
- baby, can we make love now? - sorry, I wanna stay fresh for the obgyn tomorrow! - right! Dentist is next week, isn’t it?
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife.
She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
An Irishman walks into a bar, and orders three pints, all at once.
He does this for several days, drinking one, and then the next one, and then the last one. After a week or two, the bartender says "You know, I can bring you your drinks one at a time, so they stay fresh and cold" "No, no" the Irishman says to the bartender "I have two brothers. One...
A joke for the Irish.
A man gets a job in a pub in a tiny village in the nack of nowhere in Ireland. On his first night there an old farmer comes in and asks for 3 pints of Guinness. The barman pulls the pints and watches him drink them slowly, one after the other. When he finishes he asks for another 3 pints. This goes ...
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