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Fat guy wants to contact the spirit world

Fat guy says to his friend "I really wish I could talk to my dead brother, maybe I should get medium"

Friend says to him "A medium? You're gonna need an extra large motherfucker."

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A Hippie walks into a bus...

At the back he sees a nun and he asks her

"Hey, you wanna fuck?"

The nun responds saying

"Heavens no!"

And then she walks out of the bus.
The hippie was about to go after her when the bus driver says

"I see you're trying to fuck that nun, well this is what you'...

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Best Halloween Party Ever

An advertisement for a Halloween party featuring
Zombie Japanese Chefs and street entertainers from the spirit worldโ€ฆ
you would be treated to an evening of:
the Woking Dead and Ghost Buskers.

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