My mom says I have no sense of direction.

I don't know where she's coming from with that.

Some names make sense. Like "Johnson" was probably given to the son of a guy named "John". Or how someone with the family name "Smith" most likely had some Blacksmiths in the family at some point.

But when someone has the name "Dickinson." I draw the line.

My wife hated that I didn’t have a sense of direction

So I packed my stuff up and right

People tell me I don’t have a sense of humor. It’s not my fault. I was born with a serious birth defect.

I was born without a humerus.

All of this vegan activism just makes no sense.....

Normally they don't want no beef.

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

It makes sense that socks are always separating

Because one of them always has to be right, so the other one left

Why does Frankenstein's monster have such a good sense of humor?

Because he's always in stitches!

Common sense is like dial-up internet access

It hasn’t been used in years

My girlfriend was mad at me for not having a sense of direction and cross dressing.

So I packed her clothes and right.

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Whenever a guy doesn’t share my sense of humor I tell them that my jokes are a lot like blowjobs.

You don’t get them

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You look, you get a sense of it, and you look away.

AND you can look longer with sunglasses!

A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.

A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.

I'm currently reading this really captivating book called "How To Improve Your Sense of Direction".

It's so good that I can't put it up.

Every day I like to fill my kids' minds with a sense of wonder.

Like "I wonder who my Dad is?"

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Teacher: Today we will be working on our sense of taste.

Teacher hands the 1st student a red life saver.

Student 1: Cherry

Teacher hands the 2nd student a green life saver.

Student 2: Lime

Teacher hands the third student a clear life saver.

Student sucks on it but cannot give an answer.

Teacher: Hint, it is what y...

Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence.

"Icey dead people"

Did you hear the tagline for the new show: "6th Sense on Ice"?

Icey dead people

There’s something wrong with my sense of touch and depth perception...

But I just can’t put my finger on it.

I found a way around the Chai niece sense or ship

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What does Elvis say when he's done doing your landscaping?

"Thank you, thank ya very mulch"

*obviously needs to be read in Elvis' voice for the joke to make sense

Thanks to video games, kids today have a warped sense of the word "Boss"...

Last weekend I introduced my son to my boss ...he drank a potion, then attacked her!

A sense of humor is like food...

...you're not allowed to have it in Soviet Russia.

What would you think if one day, you woke up and didn’t have a sense of humor?

You probably wouldn’t think it was very funny.

Someone asked me if I had ever noticed that I had a keen sense for being able to tell where water was underground...

I replied, "I'm well aware."

If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced

That explains why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self importance

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist.

A Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital,

He opens a clinic and puts a sign outside.

'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Doc; "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 dro...

Islamic terrorists makes no sense . Commit suicide and might get 72 virgins ?

Become a Catholic priest and get them now

People always tell me my rhymes don't make sense.

And they're absolutely right. Pretense.

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

It doesn’t make sense that you’re statistically more likely to die when you’re old

The older you are, the more experience you have not dying

Wanna know how I know that God has a sense of humor?

I look in a mirror.

what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an organ if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both

pear

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

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Why do black people have horrible sense of humour?

They do not have access to Dad Jokes.

Communism doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make dollars either, just distributes them.

Which princess has a sense of humour?

Ra**pun**zel.

My sense of humor is my best weapon...

... and that’s why I always end up in the hospital.

I know many handicapped people with a great sense of humour.

Shame they don't do stand-up comedy.

An engineer had a sign in front of his clinic that said, "Medical consultation for only $50. If I can't make you better, I will pay you $100."

A doctor, knowing he can stump the engineer and wanting to get some cash, goes straight to the engineer. "Hey," he says. "I lost my sense of taste. I can't taste any food anymore."

The engineer takes a small bottle from his drawer, told the doctor to take his tongue out, and put 15 drops of t...

My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom?

Because he was dribbling. 😊

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The Nazis really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

What do you call a dog's fashion sense?

Doggy style.

When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.

That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.

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