What do you call it when a wizard hits you with a frying pan

Cast iron

Moses, Jesus and a bearded old man are playing golf.

Moses hits a long one, but it rolls to a river. Moses raises his golf club, the waters part, and the ball rolls into the hole.

Jesus also hits a long one towards the same river, but just as it is about to fall into the water it stops and hovers above it. Jesus walks to the river, and chips it...

It's not winter until the geese are done flying...

And the tweakers strip all the copper out of air conditioning units.

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A cruise ship wrecks in the middle of the ocean.

The only three survivors are tourists from different areas of the United States. A man from Georgia, a man from Florida and a man from Hawaii. They float on a raft until they hit an island where they’re met by a tribe of fierce locals who despise outsiders. A member of tribe offers to translate for ...

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There’s a little-known legend about Attila the Hun…

The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous or fearsome animals, and his favourite was a giant snake. He was so fond of it, it was said that he brought it with him on every campaign.

But his snake lost its appet...

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Priest told the congregation this joke today at mass.

A Lutheran and a Catholic are out golfing together near a valley. They are going about their own business when they notice a funeral procession at the bottom of the valley.


The Lutheran states "Oh, a funeral" and pays no more mind to it.


The Catholic, however, takes his hat of...

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