An old man was staying in a hotel and went for breakfast at the restaurant.
The waiter asked him what he’d like for breakfast and the old man replies:
“I want porridge but it must be lumpy and under cooked, then I want some bacon , eggs and toast but the bacon must be burnt to a crisp, the eggs must be runny and snotty and the toast I want 1 slice very soggy and the ...
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