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Bottled Jokes

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I had 12 bottles of whisky...

I had twelve bottles of whisky and my wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else there'd be hell to pay.

So, I said I would and proceeded with the sad task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the...

You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water?

In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"

A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar...

A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.

"Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer."

"Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one?"

"Can't and will not serve to anyone under age....

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what is the one similarity between a dick and a bottled drink

U shake them well for best taste

What did Wonder Woman say after Superman gave her his bottled city?

"I appreciate your Kandor"

French Bottled water

French bottled water always makes me Wewe !!

Bottled Smart Water Can't be that smart!

I mean it got caught.

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