This coffee tastes like dirt

Well it was ground this morning

What’s 7 and a half inches long, white, and tastes funny?

An expired Zero bar.

Some say a hot dog tastes better when flattened like a pancake

Quite frankly, that’s balogna.

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The worse things taste, the better they are for you.

Ever tried vaccines? They taste like shit.

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

Why does chicken taste good in Ranch?

Because that’s where it was raised

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A woman, tired of her husband's obnoxious snoring, decides to give him a taste of his own medicine.

That night, they went to bed, and as the husband rolled over and began to drift off, the wife started to snore. When he didn't react, she got louder. She continued until the husband, grumbling, started fumbling around in the dark. He groped until his hand found one of her breasts, and he gave her ni...

I asked a cannibal, "What do elderly people taste like?"

He said "Depends."

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They say pineapple juice makes your cum taste better.

But for me, it just ruins the pineapple juice.

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I've been told that my dick tastes like bacon...

But for me, the real story there is that my dog can talk.

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A girl told me her pussy tasted like a rainbow

Found out she meant trout, not Skittles

What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn't pasta?

An impasta.

You know what's green and tastes like blue paint?

Green paint.

I wonder what turtle tastes like?

It tastes like plastic.

What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?

Riki Tiki Taffy

I gave my Ex a taste of her own medicine.

My ex's car broke down and she called to ask for help.
I went out and took a look at and left without telling her what was wrong.

I work in a Cajun restaurant and people always ask what the alligator tastes like.

I tell them it tastes great, but we make ours out of baby alligator so it has a little bite to it.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer...

One asks "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"


The other responds "No."

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A man walks into a bar...

... and says to the bartender “I’ll take a whiskey coke please.”

The bartender says “no worries I have just the thing.” And sets an apple on the counter.

The man, baffled, asks “what the hell is this, I wanted a whiskey coke.” 

The bartender says “take a bite.”

The man ta...

What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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I had a girlfriend who thought certain tastes and smells could cause her to orgasm.

Then she came to her senses.

Guys with good taste

Her: I like guys with good taste
Him: Lucky for you, I've been eating pineapple all day
Her: What?
Him: What?

Why does salt lake everything taste better

Because it's sodi-yummm!

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Teacher: Today we will be working on our sense of taste.

Teacher hands the 1st student a red life saver.

Student 1: Cherry

Teacher hands the 2nd student a green life saver.

Student 2: Lime

Teacher hands the third student a clear life saver.

Student sucks on it but cannot give an answer.

Teacher: Hint, it is what y...

Always remember that you have better taste in things than your spouse

If your spouse has better taste, they wouldn't have chosen you

If brown cake tastes like chocolate and white cake tastes like vanilla, what does yellow cake taste like?

Uranium

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My wife said my stew was too salty, was far too watery and left her with a strange metallic after taste.

Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.

Me: this milk tastes funny

Lactating clown: thank you

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Butter makes everything taste better,

But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.

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I got drunk and told my arab neighbor’s wife her cooking tastes like shit

I really falafel about it

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How does a Mom from Alabama know her daughter has started menstruating?

When her son's dick tastes like blood.

What do you call tea that tastes like freedom?

LiberTEA

(Im not sorry)

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Classic Joke for your taste

The first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. ...

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I find Nazi jokes in such bad taste because my grandfather died at Auschwitz...

He was drunk and fell off his observation tower.

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What do you call a deatheater with a taste for psychadelic drugs?

Lucius in the sky with diamonds.

What does 90 year old puss taste like?

Depends

My friend asked me how would people survive without the ability to see, hear, smell, taste, or feel.

I told him: It's nonsense.

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I caught my sister masturbating with a cucumber last night. I was going to eat it...

but now her pussy will just taste like a cucumber.

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Challenger Shuttle Teacher Christa McAuliffe Jokes - In bad taste

Q: What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe said right before the Challenger exploded??


A:What's this button do??




Q: What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband just before launch??




A: Honey, you feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

A Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital,

He opens a clinic and puts a sign outside.

'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Doc; "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 dro...

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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A shark and his son go looking for a snack...

The father says, "I'm going to teach you how to catch a human. First you raise your fin out of the water and start circling, then you go in and eat them."

"Why circle them?" asks the son.

The father replies, "They taste better without shit in them."

I asked a cannibal if humans tasted good.

He said it can vary from person to person.

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How do you like them apples?

A guy sits down at the bar, and asks for a Rum & Coke

The bartender plops an apple in front of him.

"But I wanted a drink"

The bartender says "Just try it."

The guy bites into the apple, and says "Wow, this tastes just like rum!"

"Turn it around," says the bart...

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.

When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

How do Wookiees taste?

Chewie.

Finally realized why the end of my rifle always tastes so salty

Because whenever I put it in my mouth I’m always crying

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Good taste in jokes is like sex.

Most dads don't have it anymore.

Which dinosaur was the expert judge in matters of taste?

The Connoissaur

What did one mushroom say to another after winning the taste tests?

We are Champignons!

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Selling Toothbrushes. Source: My Dad

(Long)
One day a man was walking down the street when he sees a kid on the corner selling tooth brushes. The kid asks him, "Hey sir would you like to buy a toothbrush?"
The man says, "I would except I already have one at home. I don't need one right now but do you want a tip to help...

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This asshole calling himself a "food critic" said my cooking was shit, so I kicked him in the mouth

He didn't enjoy the taste of defeat

What do Tide Pods taste like?

Natural Selection.

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I went to the doctors office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young, female, and drop-dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen
it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and il check it out."

I said, "My wife thinks by dick tastes funny".

Why does Swedish sugar taste better?

It’s Sweder

What is the fine line between good taste and bad taste?

Perineum.

Wonder what makes pepsi taste like it does?

They just water down some coke.

My first attempt at writing a joke, please take it easy on me.

A man walks into a candy shop, as he is perusing around the shop he notices the shopkeep waving him over to the counter. Not sure what he is really looking for he makes his way over to the counter to see if the shopkeep can be of any assistance.

Man: I'm not quite sure what I'm looking for, n...

Everything we eat always seems to taste like chicken, beef or pork, except for snake.

That always tastes like my ex.

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An old one, but I've never seen it on this sub...

A man is brought before an American court on charges that he killed and ate a bald eagle. "This is a serious crime," says the judge. "What do you have to say in your defense?"



"Your honor, please!" the man begs, "Have some mercy on me. I was trapped in the wilderness for days. I s...

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What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?

Crust

Sea salt makes everything taste better.

Except when you’re drowning.

Better to burp and have a second taste....

...than to fart and let it go to waste...

What's silver and tastes like blood?

Razor Blades!

Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste.

Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.