This coffee tastes like dirt

Well it was ground this morning

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

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They say pineapple juice makes your cum taste better.

But for me, it just ruins the pineapple juice.

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I've been told that my dick tastes like bacon...

But for me, the real story there is that my dog can talk.

What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn't pasta?

An impasta.

What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?

Riki Tiki Taffy

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A man walks into a bar...

... and says to the bartender “I’ll take a whiskey coke please.”

The bartender says “no worries I have just the thing.” And sets an apple on the counter.

The man, baffled, asks “what the hell is this, I wanted a whiskey coke.” 

The bartender says “take a bite.”

The man ta...

Guys with good taste

Her: I like guys with good taste
Him: Lucky for you, I've been eating pineapple all day
Her: What?
Him: What?

You know what's green and tastes like blue paint?

Green paint.

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A girl told me her pussy tasted like a rainbow

Found out she meant trout, not Skittles

What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

I gave my Ex a taste of her own medicine.

My ex's car broke down and she called to ask for help.
I went out and took a look at and left without telling her what was wrong.

Why does salt lake everything taste better

Because it's sodi-yummm!

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I got drunk and told my arab neighbor’s wife her cooking tastes like shit

I really falafel about it

If brown cake tastes like chocolate and white cake tastes like vanilla, what does yellow cake taste like?

Uranium

Me: this milk tastes funny

Lactating clown: thank you

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I had a girlfriend who thought certain tastes and smells could cause her to orgasm.

Then she came to her senses.

Always remember that you have better taste in things than your spouse

If your spouse has better taste, they wouldn't have chosen you

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Butter makes everything taste better,

But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.

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My wife said my stew was too salty, was far too watery and left her with a strange metallic after taste.

Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.

What do you call tea that tastes like freedom?

LiberTEA

(Im not sorry)

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I find Nazi jokes in such bad taste because my grandfather died at Auschwitz...

He was drunk and fell off his observation tower.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Shumer's body

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

The other replies: "no, not at all."

A Muslim Imam, after years of adherence to the Quran, begins to wonder what pork taste like...

He confesses this temptation to his wife who reaffirms that pork is strictly forbidden by their faith.

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One evening, however, he gives in to his curiosity and buys a pulled pork slider on his way back from work. He finds a quiet bench in a nearby park and prepares to take a...

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Classic Joke for your taste

The first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. ...

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I caught my sister masturbating with a cucumber last night. I was going to eat it...

but now her pussy will just taste like a cucumber.

My friend asked me how would people survive without the ability to see, hear, smell, taste, or feel.

I told him: It's nonsense.

What does 90 year old puss taste like?

Depends

What do you call a deatheater with a taste for psychadelic drugs?

Lucius in the sky with diamonds.

I asked a cannibal if humans tasted good.

He said it can vary from person to person.

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Challenger Shuttle Teacher Christa McAuliffe Jokes - In bad taste

Q: What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe said right before the Challenger exploded??


A:What's this button do??




Q: What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband just before launch??




A: Honey, you feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

A Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital,

He opens a clinic and puts a sign outside.

'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Doc; "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 dro...

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A shark and his son go looking for a snack...

The father says, "I'm going to teach you how to catch a human. First you raise your fin out of the water and start circling, then you go in and eat them."

"Why circle them?" asks the son.

The father replies, "They taste better without shit in them."

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Somebody threw Skittles at me and said, "Taste the rainbow."

So I threw M&M's at them and replied, "I'm not afraid!"

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How do you like them apples?

A guy sits down at the bar, and asks for a Rum & Coke

The bartender plops an apple in front of him.

"But I wanted a drink"

The bartender says "Just try it."

The guy bites into the apple, and says "Wow, this tastes just like rum!"

"Turn it around," says the bart...

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.

When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

How do Wookiees taste?

Chewie.

Finally realized why the end of my rifle always tastes so salty

Because whenever I put it in my mouth I’m always crying

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What does oral sex with an elderly person taste like?

Depends

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Good taste in jokes is like sex.

Most dads don't have it anymore.

Which dinosaur was the expert judge in matters of taste?

The Connoissaur

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This asshole calling himself a "food critic" said my cooking was shit, so I kicked him in the mouth

He didn't enjoy the taste of defeat

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I went to the doctors office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young, female, and drop-dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen
it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and il check it out."

I said, "My wife thinks by dick tastes funny".

Why does Swedish sugar taste better?

It’s Sweder

What do Tide Pods taste like?

Natural Selection.

What is the fine line between good taste and bad taste?

Perineum.

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Selling Toothbrushes. Source: My Dad

(Long)
One day a man was walking down the street when he sees a kid on the corner selling tooth brushes. The kid asks him, "Hey sir would you like to buy a toothbrush?"
The man says, "I would except I already have one at home. I don't need one right now but do you want a tip to help...

Wonder what makes pepsi taste like it does?

They just water down some coke.

Everything we eat always seems to taste like chicken, beef or pork, except for snake.

That always tastes like my ex.

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An old one, but I've never seen it on this sub...

A man is brought before an American court on charges that he killed and ate a bald eagle. "This is a serious crime," says the judge. "What do you have to say in your defense?"



"Your honor, please!" the man begs, "Have some mercy on me. I was trapped in the wilderness for days. I s...

Sea salt makes everything taste better.

Except when you’re drowning.

Better to burp and have a second taste....

...than to fart and let it go to waste...

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What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?

Crust

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A wife came home early and...

One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally, she was very upset.

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! I’m a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want ...

What's silver and tastes like blood?

Razor Blades!

Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste.

Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.

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How do we know God is a man?

If God was a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.

Dead baby jokes are an acquired taste...

...much like the babies themselves.

Why do people with foot fetishes never like to win?

They like the taste of defeat.

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[NSFW] [Long] A man walks into a bar and...

The bartender asks his posion.

"I'd like a rum and coke." So the bartender pulls out an apple. "Excuse me, this is an apple." says the man. "Just trust me," replies the bartender. The man picks the apple up, and taking a bite, exclaims "This tastes just like rum!" "Turn it around," instructed...

What do you say when you're at the bar and your drink tastes weird and the old man starts smiling?

Mr Cosby, I don't feel so good

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A man walks into a bar and orders nine shots of jaegermeister.

"Why are you ordering so many?" asks the barman?

"I just had my first blowjob" says the man.

"Well shit, congratulations, have a tenth one on me!"

"Thanks, but if nine doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will".

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There's a girl whose pussy tastes like onion

Because of that she can't find a boyfriend.
One day a friend of her tells her she knows a man who suffers of a disturb which doesn't make him taste and smell so she arranges a dinner together.
After having had dinner they go to her house and have sex.
While he is licking her pussy he stops ...