UPJOKE

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

My morning was really bitter sweet today.

This is the last time Iā€™m drinking spoiled milk with sugar

I used to hate it when people slightly messed up proverbs...

But I guess it's no use crying over spoiled milk.

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