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Soy Milk Jokes

I said to my nephew, "What is that you are drinking?" and he said, "Soy milk."

So I said, "Hola, Milk. Permitame presentarme. Yo me llamo Uncle Dave."

Soy milk

Hola milk

Soy papa

My priest asked me for soy milk this morning..

I said, forgive me father for I have skimmed.

Soy Milk

me to my vegan friend: hey what are you drinking?

vegan friend: soy milk

me: hi milk, what are you drinking?

A Spaniard is walking through a grocery store

He spies a carton on the shelf labeled "Soy Milk"

He smiles to himself and says softly "yes you are"

-What are you drinking, son?

-Soy milk.

-Hola milk, soy tu padre.

Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk.

Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."

A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...

...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.

Dad: "what've you got there, son?"

Son: "cereal with soy milk."

Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A priest, a vegan and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar...

The priest says: “I’ll have a glass of water”.
The vegan says: “I want a glass of soy milk”.
The anti-vaxxer fucking dies.

What does milk in Mexico say when meeting others?

Soy Milk

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