Mafia have boiled a man to death in a industrial pasta cooker.

Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.

How do French people know how long to boil an egg?

They just know when they boiled enough.

Rest in peace to the water I just boiled.

It will be mist.

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A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar.....

The bartender says " Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".

Waiter: Sir I have Stewed Liver, Fried Kidney, Boiled Toungue and Frozen Legs.

Dude: Stop listing your problems man. Just give me the menu.

A boiled a funny bone once.

It turned into a laughing stock. It was humorous.

This family seemed angry with me when i asked them if they wanted their order fried or boiled...

Anyways, I didnt like working in the cremation center

A joke my mother told me today

A British man comes to a village and is given saag^1 on bajra roti^2. He eats the saag by itself and returns the roti to his hosts, saying "Here is your plate."

1. Saag is a mushy dish made with boiled spinach or mustard greens

2. Bajra roti is a flat bread made from millet, it has no...

I had some impure water so I boiled the hell out of it and collected the condensation...

Now it’s wholly water

I should have been more attentive; my pot has unexpectedly boiled over

Honestly. It was a little soup rising.

What did the egg say before it got boiled?

It's gonna take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by a chick!

SCIENTIST: I just boiled water.

ME: Solid.

SCIENTIST: No.

ME: I just mean that’s cool.

SCIENTIST: WRONG AGAIN!

So my boyfriend's kettle has boiled dry all the water inside and he said "RIP water..."

"You will be mist."

I over boiled some venison broth earlier...

It was deerly mist.

5 Jokes about Boiling Water

1. Perhaps I shouldn't joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy.
2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies
5. One cannibal says ...

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