Right Along Jokes - 4 Hilarious Right Along Jokes

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A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.

She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration.

"What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."

"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You k...

chicken with 3 legs

So this guy in a sports car is driving down an old country road. He looks over and there is a Rooster running right along side him. In his disbelief he looks at the speedometer...15mph.

So he speeds up to 25 and the Rooster speeds up. Next he realizes that the Rooster is speeding up and he al...

A man is driving down a country road

He glances out the window and sees a chicken running along side the car. He does a double take, and notices that not only is the chicken running right along his car, the chicken also has three legs!

Shocked, he looks at his speedometer and sees he's going 35 miles an hour.

He ...

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My wife and I took our dog for a walk.

But we don’t need a leash. Our dog is very well trained. She walks right along next to us until she needs to pee or poop, and then she walks away a short distance to do her business when she’s gotta go.

Today we were walking past a small pond near our home, and it’s winter and freezing outsi...

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