Upon arriving at the pearly gates, Jesus said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here."
Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how H...
I bought a clock that was missing the minute hand and the hour hand.
It was a second hand clock.
How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?
Second hand smoking!
My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
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