My grandfather handed me an antique clock, but it was missing its minute hand and hour hand
I guess that's what happens when you get a second hand clock
How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?
Second hand smoking!
My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.
Upon arriving at the pearly gates, Jesus said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here."
Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how H...
John arrived at the gates to Heaven, and was greeted there by Saint Peter. Saint Peter tells John: “This is a pretty big place, let me take you on a tour of Heaven”. After a while, John asks: “What are all these clocks hanging everywhere?”. Saint Peter tells him that every person that ever lived has...
Clocks are weird, they have a little hand
And a minute hand
A man goes into heaven...
...he sees a lot of clock's and asks what they're for.
Jesus says, "These are lying clocks. If a person tells a lie the minute hand moves."
Jesus points to one clock and says, "This is Abraham Lincoln's clock, the hands have only moved a bit."
Jesus points to another clock and ...