Big Hand Jokes - 7 Hilarious Big Hand Jokes

You know what they say. Big hands, big feet...

Two outta three ain't bad!

I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone.

There's never a dull moment.

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The little riding hood

The little riding hood goes to bring food to her grandmother.

On her way, she Saw the Big Wolf behind a wooden tree and she told him : " hoooo, what Big eyes you have!"

The wolf runaway.

A little further, she Sees the wolf behind a rock and she tells him : "what big hands you h...

If big hands and big feet are an indication of size and the size of the car indicates how much someone is compensating...

... it's no wonder people are terrified of clowns.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

**Big hands.**

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force pl...

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