Hey, have you heard of the guy with a completely flat face?
No?
I didn't think so, he likes to keep a low profile.
So my wife went missing. I went to the police to report her disappearance...
The policeman asked “What is she wearing?” I replied “I don’t recall”. The policeman asked “What is her height?” I replied “Average”. The policeman asked “Weight?” I replied “Who knows?” The policeman asked “Hair colour?” I replied “Mmm what month ar...
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A Pope Joke,..
Pope Benny Ratzinger was out on Romes high street looking for a replacement Popemobile.The old one was getting long in the tooth and way past its prime. John Paul had never take service and oil change stickers seriously.
Now this is before all the austerity stuff was really kicking in,and h...
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