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Whenever I win a competition people call me boastful and arrogant. But how can I be Low Key...

When I'm not the son of Odin.

I went to a store that sells door locks for little people.

Low key, it was pretty nice.

What do you call a Norse god who doesn't draw much attention to themselves?

Low Key.......!

My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

What do you call it when a trickster god is singing just a little flat, but nobody really notices?

Low-key low key Loki.

I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space...

I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."

You may not have heard about Thor's brother...

He's low key.

Did you hear about Tom Hiddleston's secret audition to be in the next Marvel movie? Apparently he dropped his voice an octave to throw the casting director off balance...

He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.

A bass guitar and an oboe had an affair.

It was very low key.

While growing up, Thor was always grandstanding and making a scene.

But his brother remained low key.

What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?

That low key gave me chills

Thor: Brother! What are you doing this weekend?

Loki: nothing, just hanging out

Thor: oh sweet! that sounds...

Loki: no

Thor: low key

Why Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron.

Maybe Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron cause he's trying to stay low key.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls

All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat.

I had this great joke about Thor...

but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key.

The writers and the director all sit down to plot out the new Thor movie

The director asks, "Ok guys what do you think we should do for a villain?"

One writer responds, "Well I had idea for a flamboyantly-colored, three-headed dragon that shoots fire and speaks in riddles."

The director sighs, "That's way too much, let's keep the villain low key."

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Guy gets sent to prison for white-collar crime...

Guy gets sent to prison for white collar crime. It's his first sentence, so he decides to play it low key. His cellmate helpfully suggests if he has any questions he can just ask.

A month later, he says, "You know, I think I have the basic feel for the place, people to avoid, the guards...

There was a boy who grew up in San Francisco and he absolutely loved watching the street cars going up and down the streets.

His goal, when he grew up was to eventually drive those things. Before he even graduated high school, he applied to the street car driving school. He got accepted and once he graduated high school he headed off to training. After months of classes and tests, he was off to his first day of work as an...

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