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Generally Jokes

With all the pictures of Epstein attending parties, talking to important people and generally socialising

It's obvious he didn't like to hang by himself

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" generally mean the same thing...

...except at funerals.

People generally aren't too nice

In fact, the average person is mean

Three vampires sit in a cave in the black of night, sharing a drink, laughing, and generally having a good time that one would not associate with the undead.

The night grew longer, and an observer, should they be careful enough, would learn that vampires can indeed get drunk.

Eventually, the three begin to bicker about which of them is the most powerful and deadly.

The youngest suddenly gets up, and flies off into the night. Almost instantl...

My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning

I said, "Nah, most of the time I just let her sleep"

Generally, when Communist countries get patriotic…

it’s a big red flag

Why do men generally pass away sooner than their wife?

They want to.

Why is it generally a bad idea to marry chess pieces?

Well many would think of it as a Rook-ie mistake

Scouts are generally an easy-going bunch

But they can be in tents

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Historians are now generally agreed

that Romulus was a real son of a bitch.

What are chubby Mid-eastern moms generally named?

Fatima.

Everyone generally agrees...

… John Denver was a plane down to earth kind of guy.

I often get ignored or people generally don't notice me...

I always wanted to be like John Cena.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

I have no idea what the difference between genuinly and generally is

I'm generally confused

Passing a test is generally really good

unless it's an HIV test

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New body image study shows women with large breast are generally more successful

Than men with large breasts.

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What do you call the scrotum of a man who is generally unhappy?

A sad sack.

What do you call the balls in a sad sack?

Depresstacles.

Generally, the phrases "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...

But not at a funeral.

I generally get turned on by naked people. Sometimes they aren't naked. I get turned on by children, old people, adults as well. What am I?

I'm a showerhead.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What do you call jokes about 9/11 and why are they generally not funny?

Too plain jokes

Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny?

They are all about delivery.

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.

Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"...

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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What do pussies and Burger King have in common? [NSFW]

It’s generally frowned upon to eat them in the middle of a McDonald’s.

How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy.

Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked.

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After buzzing about in a public toilet, how long will a fly generally stay sat on a urinal?

Until it gets pissed off.

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