Three village women are walking home from a trip to town...
(Full disclosure: I modified this joke from one in *The Pretty Good Joke Book*)
(Disclaimer: You can assign any nationality or ethnicity you like to these women. To avoid controversy, I'm calling them "Poltroonian")
So these three Poltroonian village women are walking back to their vi...
Why do we need Trans visibility day?
Isn't that against the whole point of transparency?
I was driving with my daughter on a beautiful sunny day this winter and I said, "I can't believe how poor the visibility is."
She said, "What do you mean? It's perfectly clear." Pointing down I said, "I can only see four feet in front of us."
A pilot's flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board.
He's coming into Seattle airport, only there is thick fog, less than 10ft of visibility, and his instruments are out. So he circles around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he's pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. At last, in a small opening in the fog, he ...
Two battleships were out at sea during heavy weather for several days...
The visibility was poor with patchy fog, so the captain remained on the bridge keeping an eye on all activities.
Shortly after dark, the lookout on the wing of the bridge reported, "Light, bearing on the starboard bow."
"Is it steady or moving astern?" the captain called out.
My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!
Upvote for visibility.