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My Boss calls me ‘the computer’

Nothing to do with my intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

Not tonight.

As I started to drift off to sleep I felt a hand slip into my underwear and begin to gently massage my balls. It was nice, but I was tired.

"Not tonight. I just want to go to sleep" I said.

"That's not really how it works in here" responded my cellmate.

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