Have you guys heard Radiohead is releasing a Valentine's Day album?

It's called OK Cupid.

I was going to ask my crush if she knows Radiohead

But I'm a creep

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What do you you call grammar nazis who listen to Radiohead?

The Comma Police

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I asked a random woman what her favourite Radiohead song is.

She said, "I don't know...Creep?"


I said, "Fuck off, you don't even know me."

Why are Radiohead so popular on Reddit?

Because everyone is afraid of Karma Police.

I've had some pain in my stomach ever since I ate those Radiohead and Arctic Monkeys CDs.

I think I've got indiegestion.

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A horse begins learning the guitar as a teenager

A horse begins learning the guitar as a teenager. He was dealing with depression at the time, and learning an instrument was exactly what he needed to help him cope. You see, he didn't know it, but he had bi-polar depression. This means it was a chemical thing; he couldn't get out of it easily. So t...

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes

Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.

He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...

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What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air?

Radiohead.

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