Joke from my 12 year old “why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?”

Because they’re so good at it!

Please don’t ban me

Trump has done in 4 years what 80% of presidents fail to do in 8 years

Lose an election.

6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat?

BAMBOOM!

What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?

Banned from Seaworld



Cake day so time to Karma Farm, and I can't see this joke posted

How do you talk with a COVID denier

with an Ouija board

how do you surprise a blind guy?

you leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW)

Just add the NSFW tag.

What happens when you do nothing about a respiratory pandemic?

Your followers turn blue.

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CAN MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO ARE ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE ...

Why do the election results take so long?

It’s a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?

Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why?

Inflation


Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!

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What do you feed a woman to stop her from giving blowjobs?

Wedding cake

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My 8 year old son's joke: What do you call an ox with big butt?

Buttocks

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Having invented a time machine I'm going to do the art world a favor

I'm going to make sure Adolf Hitler never gets into art school. I'm tired of seeing his paintings everywhere.

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<

I just read a list of “100 Things To Do Before You Die”...

I was quite surprised that “Yell for help” wasn’t one of them.

dolphins doing calculus be like

(eᴱ)' = Eeᴱ

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Why do men give cold women their jackets?

No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth

Where do Asian neckbeards come from?

M'laysia

What do you call a hot chick in Boston?

A tourist

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.



You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5 and 7?

Because they literally can't even

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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How do you piss off a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

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A man goes into a local bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,

"Do you have the new book out for men with small penises?"

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

"That's the one; I'll take a copy…"

What do a ring, a baby, and a threesome have in common?

None of them are going to save your relationship.

Do you think they would write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot?

They really should.

It would be a real Page-turner

What do condoms and masks have in common?

Its safe to come inside if you're wearing them

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A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?"

"We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a...

Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies?

I'm Siri, you idiot!

A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over to the

guy's table and said: "I study psychology, I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" The guy then responded with a loud voice: "$1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered "I guess you felt bad for wha...

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Velcrows.

What do you call a depressed acapella group?

Self Harmony

Bro do you want this pamphlet?

Brochure.

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Why do vampires usually pull out during sex?

They can't come inside without an invitation.

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What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

A dictator.

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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes it’s.”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball.”
Man: ‟That's nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟That's my dad outside.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?”
Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it hap...

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

Kick them out of Congress

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They out grew their b-shells.

Daddy, do all fairy tales start with Once upon a time?

No dear, there’s a whole series of fairly tales that start with “If elected, I promise”.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no fucking eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no g...

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they chnge theirs more often

Jan 22. 2021, Washington DC A guy goes up to a guard at the White House and says "How do I get in to see President Trump?"

The guard says "Didn't you hear? Trump isn't president any more. Biden is president." The guy walks away.

Next day, same guy goes up to the same guard and asks again:

"How do I get in to see President Trump?" And the guard says "Sir, I told you yesterday, Trump isn't president any ...

While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing?

He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.

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What do you call Albert Einstein masturbating?

A stroke of pure genius.

A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: "So, honey? How's my mom doing?"

He replies: "She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years! Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!"
"Wow that's amazing!" - says the wife - "But this is very strange, dear... yesterday she seemed to be on her deathb...

A lumberjack once told me he’s cut down 27,572 trees.

“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”

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Where do pessimistic Jews go to worship?

A cynicgogue

Jack, a renown atheist, dies and to his utter surprise ends up in hell where he's greeted by Satan himself. Completely shocked he talks to the devil and says: "Welp, I've been wrong all my life and I guess I'm now to pay the price for my lack of faith". Satan laughs and replies: Awh it's not so bad.

He then proceeds to escort Jack through a beautiful lush green plain with flowers, scattered here and there there's a bunch of houses where other "damned" live. As they pass through each house the inhabitants recognize Satan and invite them inside for a drink and a chat, a request that's always gran...

Trump didn't do too well with Trump University....

And he's not looking good at Electoral College either.

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What do you call a sex-offending cat?

a Purr-vert

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4 types of orgasm...

Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.
The Holy Orgasm sounds like ‟Oh God, oh god…”
The Positive Orgasm goes ‟Yes, yes, oh yes, ”
The Negative Orgasm goes ‟no, no, oh no”
and the fake orgasm, the fa...

What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?

-I have to do that or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.


-That's not going to work.


-Why not?


-Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up.

If someone who speaks three languages is called trilingual and someone who speaks two languages is called bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language?

American

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down you pants and show him your nuts.

What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?

Republicans want to block their transition

Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?

...or with pajamazon?

What do you call a female rapper?

38 Cent

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How bout a blowjob?

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,‟You know,I don't know what else to do.Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.I take my shoes off befo...

What do you call a pig with 3 eyes ?

Piiig.

The teacher said “Little Timmy, do you believe that you have a fairy godmother?”

Little Timmy said “I’m not sure, but I’ve got an uncle we keep an eye on.”

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NSFW - A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he ...

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Do I Know You?

An older couple from Detroit are driving through Florida one afternoon when they are pulled over by a state police vehicle for speeding.

The patrolman approaches the car, and asks to see the man's license and registration. His wife, who is hard of hearing, yells out "WHAT DID HE SAY??!" The ...

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[NSFW] What do you call a haunted pair of breasts?

BoOoOoOoOobs

A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will y...

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A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... they keep saying 'Hi, we’re hot... do you want to *fuck us*?'"



"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But, I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house tomorrow. I will put them with my two male talking parrots... to whom I've taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terri...

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

A: Everywhere

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a lake?

Dead

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

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[NSFW] A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.

"Well sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it l...

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

What do you call it when there is no Internet in Russia?

Internyet.

What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?







A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us?

It's the only place they can vote

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What do you call an enchanted penis?

A magic johnson.

What do you smell if you (accidentally) burn a cat?

Purr-fume...

No cats were harmed in the making of this joke!

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

58.

How do you fit a body in a trunk?

Take the first two out.

What do you call a blonde woman with 2 brain cells?

...pregnant!

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Pe...

Two boys were misbehaving... ...so their mother went to the local priest to look for advice. The priest thought it would be best if the boys learned integrity, by way of understanding that "God is everywhere, and He sees everything you do so you shouldn't misbehave."

The mother and the priest thought it best that the priest talked to the boys, so the mother agreed to take the boys in one at a time to talk to the priest.

She brought the first boy (Ray) to the church and left the second boy (Jim) at home. She took Ray into the priest's office and stayed out...

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What does a man do when he stays virgin for his whole life?

Invents calculus and fucks all the coming generations.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

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What do both smoking cigarettes & eating p*ssy have in common?

The flavors change when you get to the butt.

What do you call an erection after death?

Die Hard.

Trump still has a chance at 270

All he has to do is lose 50lbs.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who fixes back problems?

A Cairo-practor!

Interviewer: how do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?

Man: that’s when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: that’s pretty impressive! You’re hired.
Man: thank you, I really need this yob.

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

“Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when a penalty is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, atta...

How do you find Will Smith on the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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NSFW what do you call a guy masturbating on a plane?

A Highjacker

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So my Professor said "if you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?"

I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call getting a boner at a funeral?

Mourning wood

What do your girlfriend and KFC have in common?

Once you’re done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.

Best dad joke I ever came up with: What do you call a resistor that doesn't work?

Ohm-less

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

How do you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?

One's an elephant.

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What kind of cookies do pornstars like?

Double Stuffed

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How do you get a large girl to have sex with you?

Piece of cake.

Why is it so hard to do inventory in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban.

Sin city we all know is Las Vegas, but do you know what Den city is?

Mass over volume.

What do you call an espresso with a cold?

Cough-ee

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led h...

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don’t. You get it from a goose.

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Why do we have so much toilet paper hoarding again?

Because we have too many assholes.

The year is 2020 and the United States has just elected the first woman, from Alabama , as president.

The year is 2020 and the United States has just elected the first woman, from Alabama , as president.

A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says,

'So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'

'I don't think so. It's a 16 hour driv...

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How do you turn a pussy into an asshole?

Give him a badge.

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My mate down the pub asked me last night “why do you have so many sex noises saved to your phone?”

I said, "It's for sound effects during sex."

He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?"

I replied, "No, I work in a morgue''.

What do you call a blind racist?

A not see

Do you want to know the real reason why Santa is so jolly?

Its because he knows who all the naughty chicks are.

What does a CIA Agent do when it's time for bed?

He Goes Under Cover.

Where do you find a horse with no legs?

Where you left him.

Told to me today by a first grader.

If professionals make difficult tasks look easy, what do you call someone who makes easy tasks look difficult?

A coworker

What kind of joke do you tell during quarantine?

An inside joke

How do you cook alligator meat?

In a croc pot!

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Men sometimes call their penis a Trouser Snake.

But when peeing they say they're Draining the Lizard.

Do they have a Reptile dysfuction?

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard...

how do you turn a screw into a bolt?

the spouse comes home.

What do blind people beat off to?

Thots

Dad Joke: What do you call clean music?

A soap opera!

What do you call a group of rebellious ants?

Protestants

What do you get when you cross the ocean with the Titanic?

Half way.

What do you call a chicken that is a ghost?

a poultrygeist


Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks

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What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate?

A liar.

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What do you call a communist couple having sex after their first date?

Russian things.

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How do you tell your wife is dead?

Sex is the same but the dishes start piling up

How do you tell the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?

By paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.

What do you call a grandma sheep?

Banana

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What do you call a cheap prostitute who does her job well?

A good bang for your buck

Do you know why, in France they only eat one egg for breakfast?

Coz it’s un oeuf.

Courtesy: The Trial Of The Chicago 7

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Unemployed

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What do you call an Eskimo prostitute?

A snow blower

My 4 year old daughters joke: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A Dinosnore.

My girlfriend has an onlyfans account and it's doing really well

I just have to figure out how to break the news to her

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What do you call couples who use pull out as a means of birth control?

Parents

What do you call a committee made up entirely of people named William?

A Billboard.

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What do you call a woman that likes to have sex with homeless men? (NSFW)

A Hobosexual

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what do boobs and the sun have in common?

if you wear sunglasses you can look at them longer

Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?

Maple Stirrups.

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. How do you tell which is which?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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One from my granddad many years ago. "Why do seals have flat dicks?"

[Do an impression of a seal while clapping your hands near your groin]

How do angels light a candle?

With a match made in heaven.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?

It’s quite simple

“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”

“What do we want!?” “Hearing aids!”

“When do we want them!?”
“Hearing aids!”

What do you call Batman when he is injured?

Bruised Wayne

What did Beethoven do after he died?

He decomposed.

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What do condoms and women have in common?

They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

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Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating?

Stem cell research.

How do you deal with a toddler throwing a tantrum?

Tell him to wait until the vote count is finished

How do you make a pirate angry?

By taking away the P.

How do babies keep track of their fathers?

They use an extensive dada-base.

What do you call a very rude Hobbit?

A douchebaggins.

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg.



Btw.. every single person i’ve ever told this joke to said they didn’t get it or that it wasn’t funny.. why am I the weirdo that finds it funny? And why am I picturing Mike Tyson?

Obv not my joke I heard it on Come Dine With Me

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If a bra is an over-the-shoulder-Boulder-holder, what do you call a jock strap?

An under-the-butt-nut-hut!

Where do dogs go when their tail falls off?

The retail store

What do Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas lights have in common?

You can pay someone to hang ‘em

The best part about Reddit karma is, if you know what you’re doing, it’s

a piece of cake.

What do cars put on their toast?

Traffic jam.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Yamahahahahahahahahahahahaha

How do you get someone to do something annoying 18 times in a row?

>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<

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A lad was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 180mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 180, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thro...

What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?

a lip reader!

How do you drive President Trump crazy?

Tell him you placed evidence of voter fraud in the corner of his office.

Do you ever speak in absolutes?

No. Never.

If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?

Someone else’s pants on.

My grandfathers favorite joke.

Why do British people call themselves “Bri ish”

Because they drank the t

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What do you call a monkey questioning their sexuality

Bicurious george

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I overheard my neighbor say she had a shitty day, so I anonymously sent her a meat lover’s pizza

She’s a vegan and I hate her fucking guts

Bath night

A couple take in a beautiful young lady as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.......

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said...

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NSFW Why do furries have so many kids?

Because they fuck like rabbits

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?

Church

Where do Pimps go when they retire?

Idaho

What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?

A trophy!

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “...

You know, I bet that actress from The Devil Wears Prada could do anything she puts her mind to.

Where Anne Hathawill,

Anne Hathaway.

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A sex addict, an alcoholic and a pot head die and arrive at the gates of heaven.

Jesus is standing there looking at them sternly he says, " I stand at these gates to judge the souls that have passed on. If you do not deserve to enter heaven then you will be cast to the fire filled depths of hell where you will spend all eternity in agony."

The three sinners knowing the l...

If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

Genocide

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