I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
This site uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on the site. By continuing to use the site, you agree to accept these cookies.
I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website
Where does a toxicologist go to get the best possible education?
A Poison Ivy League College.
A photographer was assigned to take photographs of a national park, so he decided to take them from the sky to get the best angle.
He requested permission to rent a plane and the arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted: “Let’s go!”
The pilot swu...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man walks into a brothel
He says to the madam, “Hi I’m a traveling businessman, I’ve been on the road for weeks. I’ll pay $100 for the worst blowjob in the house.”
She says, “The worst?… for $100 you can get the best blowjob in the house!”
He says, “No it’s all right, I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”
This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car
This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'.
A Joke my kid told me
A guy goes to buy a notebook at the stationery shop. He finds a good one wrapped in plastic for $10, so he takes it up to the counter. The cashier rings it up, but tells the guy no matter what, not to look at the last page. The guy thinks it’s an odd thing to say, but pays the $10 and takes the note...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
