UPJOKE
fooddairyseafoodflash freezingfreezingfoodstuffmilkmeatfruitfrozen foodfreezerbeefchickenvegetablessugar

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Shot my first turkey today.

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man tells his wife to run an errand

He says to his wife "Go to the store and pick up some broccoli."
So she heads to the local super market in search of the broccoli.

When she gets there she asks a man at the front desk

"Excuse me sir, where is the broccoli?"

He says "I'm sorry ma'am were out of broccoli."
...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.