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Did you hear that Kellogg is discontinuing some of their cereals like Rice Krispies and Pops?

When that news Cracked, their customers Snapped.

Box of cereals walks into a bar.

Sorry, we don't serve your kind.

- Is it because I'm square ?

No, it's the bar code.

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Cereals

A 3 year old and a 5 year old play in their bedroom when their mother calls "Boys, time for breakfast!" and the 5 year old says "You know what? I think we're old enough to swear", the 3 year old nods his head. "I'll swear first and then you" the boy nods again. They come down and sit at the table, m...

Eating cereals for dinner.

It's the breakfast of tomorrow, today!

What were the founding father's favorite cereals?

Chex and Balance

My wife said that sheโ€™s leaving me because of my obsession with breakfast cereals.

I said, โ€œOk. Cheerios then.โ€

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