Frozen Dinner Jokes - 5 Hilarious Frozen Dinner Jokes

What does a zombie call a brain freeze?

A frozen dinner

A guy was checking out at a supermarket with an attractive young clerk.

She scanned the frozen dinners, the beer, the ramen noodles and kept giving him eyes in between each scan.

As she scanned the condoms she looks and him and says, "Single huh?"

He replies, "yea, how'd you know?"

She says, "Because you're ugly."

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So this lady is checking out at the grocery store...

...and she's buying one frozen dinner, one steak, one piece of fruit, one can of soup, etc. As she's paying the cashier says to her "You're single, aren't you?" She laughs and says, "Yeah, how could you tell?" to which he replies "Because you're fucking ugly."

This guy goes through the checkout line of the grocery store…

and he's got, like, a stack of frozen dinners, a six-pack of beer, a big 'ol bag of chips, and a single roll of toilet paper.
The cute checkout girl says, "Well, I know *you're* single!"
The guy says, "Well, yeah—how'd you guess?"
She says, "You're ugly."

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A man goes shopping at the market..

He pulls into the frozen food section and looks around, grabbing a few hungry man frozen dinners along with a bag of tater-tots and a few burritos. Next he rolled down the chip isle making sure to grab an original, bbq, and sour cream and onion variety of Lays. Next up: hot dogs, spaghetti, and some...

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