What do you call a person who kills cereal?

Mentally ill.

My kids love Life cereal. I told them there's a grown-up version called That's Just Life

Each box of it is expensive, mostly empty & doesn't taste very good.

What's Hodor's favorite breakfast cereal?

Raisin Bran.

What’s the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia?

Fruties Pebbled

What do you call someone who puts milk before cereal?

A cereal killer

What does German cereal say when it sees the milk in the morning?


Eating cereals for dinner.

It's the breakfast of tomorrow, today!

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

What do cannibals drink with their breakfast cereal?

A cup of Joe.

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, a pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks.

His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you."

Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicks the cat.

The boy says "Will you tell him, or should I ?"

What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word?

Corn flakes

Never pour cereal down the loo.

It Kellogg's up your toilet.

What's Chris Brown's favorite cereal?

Honey Smacks

What does cereal say when it leaves the room?


I was preparing a bowl of cereal, finished 1 box of raisin bran and started another to fill my bowl. I was alarmed to see a different colored cereal;

Then I realized, they were different brans


this is a tru experience that just happened to me

My wife said that she’s leaving me because of my obsession with breakfast cereals.

I said, “Ok. Cheerios then.”

Why is there always dust at the bottom of a bag of cereal?

It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.

What’s a band conductor’s favorite cereal?

Flute loops.

*Opens box of cereal*

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Why did House Stark shut down the northernmost cereal factory in the Seven Kingdoms?

Cuz they were bad at Raisin’ Bran

Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?

Cos there is no spoon

There's a guy sneaking around in grocery stores in my town dropping chunks of dry ice in boxes of cereal.

We're being attacked by a cereal chiller!

: As told by my 5 year old.

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A 3 year old and a 5 year old play in their bedroom when their mother calls "Boys, time for breakfast!" and the 5 year old says "You know what? I think we're old enough to swear", the 3 year old nods his head. "I'll swear first and then you" the boy nods again. They come down and sit at the table, m...

California is like a box of cereal...

When you get rid of all the fruits and nuts, all that's left are the flakes.

What does a vegan cowboy put in his cereal?


What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?

Honey Bunches of nopes

Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal?

Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!

A mother comes down to the kitchen and finds her daughter up early, eating a bowl of cereal...

The daughter asks- “Mommy, I heard some strange sounds coming from your bedroom a little while ago. What were you and Daddy doing in there?”

The mother is instantly embarrassed.

“Um... your daddy and I were making a cake, sweetheart.”

The next morning the mom comes down and t...

With all the attention on preparing unusual foods in the smoker (hikory smoked mustard, maple smoked ice cream, etc.) I thought up a great idea for a smoked breakfast cereal.

We'll call them "Mesquite O's" the cereal with a bite! They'll leave you itching for more!

Do you think we can stir up some buzz about it?

If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat?


What do you call an online game about cereal?


I opened a pack of cereal and snorted it

I got high on Life

What do you call a racist cereal?

Special KKK

You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Life cereal uses false advertising...

I poured it on my grandma and she still didn't wake up.

Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?

It had the spoon, but not the 4k.

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A mom wanted her three sons to stop swearing...

...so she decides she needs to start punishing her children.

The next morning, her three sons, Billy, Bobby, and Johnny come to the kitchen for breakfast. The mom asks Billy what he wants for breakfast.

Billy says, "I don't know, just give me ceral or some shit." The mom sm...

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I had a bowel of cereal this morning.

It tasted like shit.

How did Reese die while eating cereal?


What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day?

Shredded wheat.

I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry

I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7

Because you can have apples with jacks

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gluten free cereal.

I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it "NO FUCKING WHEY!"

What were the founding father's favorite cereals?

Chex and Balance

I treat my women like I treat my cereal

Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it.

P.S. I love fat chicks.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

So there's a box of cheerios...

Inside the box of cereal, it's like a cereal city, and there are three layers:

1. The top layer - this is the best place for the cheerios to live. All the best houses, the best cars, the best restaurants, etc, are in this part of the box. The ritziest cheerios live here, and everything is ex...

If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called?

OV O's!

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

If you eat the prize from a cereal box..

does that make you a specially marked box?

source: soos says some words

What's an Android developer's favourite cereal?

Boot Loops

I hate cereal killers

they go against the grain

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What sort of cereal does Thor eat?

Loki Charms.

Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal?

All his Chex bounced.

A Spanish woman was married to an Arabic man when they discovered they were going to have identical twin boys.

After much discussion, it was decided that one should be named after his paternal grandfather Amal and the other after his maternal grandfather Juan. 

Years go by ...

The boys and their mom are at the grocery store one day when the boys were about 6 yrs old. As the mom was looking at c...

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Cereal Anyone?

Two young brothers are talking. The older brother says, "You know what younger brother? I'm tired of being treated like a kid, so I'm going to take up swearing. The first thing tomorrow I'm going to say 'hell'."

The younger brother always goes along with his older sibling and does not li...

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal?

Special KKK.

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I piss on the side of the bowl to make less noise

But that doesn't stop my brother from asking me what I'm doing to his cereal.