Did you hear, Little Timmy wandered straight into the mine field?
The whole town heard.
Some say he was distracted, that his mind was all over the place. It certainly is now.
Timmy wasn’t too smart. The warning sign next to the minefield *literally* has more brain than him.
The mine field always filled Timmy with awe and wonder. It ...
A hunting joke ( read full it's totally worth it)
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a...
A girl was throwing stones in her backyard one day
She threw one a little too hard and it came back and hit her in the eye. She ran inside yelling and crying and her parents drove her to the hospital
The doctor tells the family that her eye is going to have to be removed and she’ll need a prosthetic. The family doesn’t have a lot of money and...
In order to get to the valves, a mechanic carefully removed the engine parts from a car while the car owner - a surgeon - looked on.
Afterwards the mechanic said to the surgeon: 'You know, I reckon my line of work is every bit as difficult and skilled as yours.'
'Perhaps,' said the surgeon, 'But I'd like to see you do it while the engine is running.'
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I enjoy looking at my poop.
Everytime I go to the bathroom to take a , I'd always remember to not flush immediately and look at my poop. I'd look at it's shape and color, and I'd admire every bit of it. I could not live without this process.
Then one time, I accidentally flushed after I pooped. I didn't even had the...
Centuries ago, on a remote island in the North Atlantic...
Vikings arrived and began a settlement with help from their Irish thralls. But they weren't alone. All manner of otherworldly beings lurked in the island's hidden corners. The Vikings called these beings *vættir*; the Gaels called them *Aes Sídhe*.
Among these beings were the selkies who frol...
So I saw a humanoid looking fly the other day...
Let me tell ya, it was the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street with my friend when we got approached by this guy. Except he wasn’t really a guy at all, you see. He walked up right and spoke in perfect vernacular, but his eyes were bulbous red compound orbs, his mouth a long tube...
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos...”
But before he can finish his sentence, a gunshot rings through the air and he falls to the floor, blood oozing out of his head. Screams are everywhere as the audience seeks cover.
His best friend Nathaniel is in the audience, but all he can do is sit there in shock and stare at the corpse of ...
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