The difference between "Let's eat out, Grandma!" and "Let's eat out Grandma!" is a comma. Don't let unnecessary punctuation rob Grandma of a potentially fulfilling sexual experience....
There should be a 3% syntax on jokes like these.
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NSFW DARK JOKE: Never eat out a woman who had an abortion.
That shit is haunted.
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner
After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.
Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."
Al Gore leans over...
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why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover?
His girlfriend had a yeast infection
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My girlfriend asked, "Why do we always stay home for dinner and never eat out?"
Obviously if I was any good at eating out, then you wouldn't be complaining about staying home.
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