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Eat Out Jokes

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's

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The difference between "Let's eat out, Grandma!" and "Let's eat out Grandma!" is a comma. Don't let unnecessary punctuation rob Grandma of a potentially fulfilling sexual experience....

There should be a 3% syntax on jokes like these.

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NSFW DARK JOKE: Never eat out a woman who had an abortion.

That shit is haunted.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner

After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.

Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."

Al Gore leans over...

why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover?

His girlfriend had a yeast infection

My girlfriend asked, "Why do we always stay home for dinner and never eat out?"

Obviously if I was any good at eating out, then you wouldn't be complaining about staying home.

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