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Blind Person Jokes

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What does a blind person say when washing a grater?

"That must be the stupidest shit I've ever read."

I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus

That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

What’s the worst way to dump a blind person?

“I think we should see other people…”

What’s a blind persons alternative to a seesaw?

A hearheard

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What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Calling a colour-blind person racist is like calling a deaf person....

It's ironic

A blind person tripped on his way into a restaurant and crashed onto the floor.

The waiter rushed up and asked if he was ok. The blind man said "Fall...awlful..." And the waiter said "sorry we don't have that on the menu but there's a Mediterranean place next door."

A blind person is touching sandpaper and ask...

who wrote this nonsense?

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How do you find a blind person in a nude beach?

Its not hard.

Blind person goes skydiving. How do they know when they'll hit the ground ?

There's less tension in the dog's leash.

What is a blind person's favorite type of humor?

Dark Humor.

I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person..

I didnt tell him though, we both just stood there like a couple of idiots.

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How does a blind person know when they're finished wiping their butt?

I don't know. They can't see shit.

I have never seen a fat blind person.

And I'm pretty sure they don't watch what they eat.

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A blind person places hand over a grater

"Who wrote this crap?"

It’s really tough being a color blind person from Colorado

The only thing I see is “ado”

Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public?

Neither have they

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

"Danger: Do not touch"

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What do you call a blind person jerking off?

Taking a shot in the dark.

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I asked a blind person if I look sexy. She said no.

That's how I know she is blind.

A blind person, and girl drop into a well

Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree?

Blind guy: Sigh*

Girl: Oh so you're deaf too.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it.

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I saw a blind person skydiving today

Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that...

What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses?

Eyeronic.

A blind person walks into a bar, picks up her guide dog by the leash and starts swinging it above her head.

The bartender asks what she's doing, and the blind girl responds: "I'm just looking around"

I was walking down the road along with my dog, looking cool in my black sunglasses when a youtuber pulled me aside.

He said,

"If you can walk round the park and back to me, I'll give you 10 bucks. The catch is that you will have to do it blindfolded"

I accepted his challenge and completed it in under 5 minutes. He was surprised and asked me how I did it so quickly. I replied,

"It was just a ...

Two dogs and a cat die and go to heaven.

Two dogs and a cat die and go to heaven.



They are brought before God, who interviews them to determine their fate. He asks the first dog, "What did you do when you were alive on earth?"



The first dog answers, "For 15 years I was a guide dog for a blind person. I was kil...

Today I learned...

It’s not polite to greet a blind person with long time no see

What has four eyes but can’t see

A blind person with glasses.

If you were invisible...

You could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person.

So a man walks into a bar

And the warden said "dammit jim, i told you not to put the blind person in the standard jail cell"

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