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Supposedly Jokes

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

A supposedly true story

One day, in Great Britain, two Muslim schoolgirls were chatting away to each other in a foreign language on a public bus. The man sitting in front of them turned around and said, "This is England. Speak English." The woman in front of him turned around and said, "Actually, this is Wales and they're ...

Supposedly-psychic wife left me for buying her a too small t-shirt

Said she's clearly a medium

If Americans are supposedly so racist towards Mexicans...

.....how come the first word of their national anthem is in Spanish?

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Supposedly common Iranian joke my grandma told me

How do you piss off the French? Show them how to cook

"I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife,

Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?"

BDSM is supposedly a hit with the youth

But it's just something I'd rather not get tied up in

My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly" take things too far"

So I called the police.

Frank Castle was framed for the murder of wife and kids. Supposedly he killed them with terrible dad jokes.....

That's why he's called the Pun-isher

Funniest Doctor Joke I've read in years (supposedly true):

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB-GYN,

I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams...
To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out...

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Big shout going out to St Patrick, who supposedly drove all the snakes out or Ireland.

But let's face it, thats clearly bullshit, they didn't have cars back then

Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...

Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".

Just witnessed the shortest ever dispute in court about a guy who supposedly stole a woman's bag.

It was a briefcase.

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