My Dad tried twisting the wicks of a handful of firecrackers together and accidentally pulled them out. I told him to stop and not try to fix them, it wasn't safe.
He refused two.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles....
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
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