...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.
My Dad tried twisting the wicks of a handful of firecrackers together and accidentally pulled them out. I told him to stop and not try to fix them, it wasn't safe.
He refused two.
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A man was reading a newspaper
when his son suddenly barged into the living room. He was all sweaty and out of breath, but had a big smile on his face. “Dad!” exclaimed his son, “I just lost my virginity!” The man put down his newspaper and looked at his son proudly. The young man standing before him reminded him of his youth, wh...
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.