came pretty close to actually catching a handful of fog this morning


I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

A Handful of Short Math Jokes

1. How do mathematician's scold their children?

* “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”

2. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematici...

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