A man ran up to a stranger and threw a handful of sodium chloride at them.
They got angry and said "Hey, that's assault".
A Handful of Short Math Jokes
1. How do mathematician's scold their children?
* “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”
2. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematici...
...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.
Being single is such a handful.
Okay maybe I was feeling a little bit generous there.
came pretty close to actually catching a handful of fog this morning
mist
how many bones are in your hand?
A handful
So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.
I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."
"Sure.", I replied. Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.
"What a nice lady", I thought, while happ...
Someone just throw a handful of Omega 3 capsules at me.
I'm OK though, they are just super fish oil injuries.
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