Handful Jokes - 9 Hilarious Handful Jokes

I accidentally ate a handful of scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster

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A man ran up to a stranger and threw a handful of sodium chloride at them.

They got angry and said "Hey, that's assault".

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A Handful of Short Math Jokes

1. How do mathematician's scold their children?

* “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”

2. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematici...

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Corona isn't Trump's fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's. SARS wasn't Bush's...

...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.

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Being single is such a handful.

Okay maybe I was feeling a little bit generous there.

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came pretty close to actually catching a handful of fog this morning

mist

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how many bones are in your hand?

A handful

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So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.

I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."

"Sure.", I replied. Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.

"What a nice lady", I thought, while happ...

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Someone just throw a handful of Omega 3 capsules at me.

I'm OK though, they are just super fish oil injuries.

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