My Dad tried twisting the wicks of a handful of firecrackers together and accidentally pulled them out. I told him to stop and not try to fix them, it wasn't safe.

He refused two.

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles....

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

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