Did I ever tell you about the cross eyed bull I bought? I couldn't put it in the shows, at least, that's what I thought.
but a friend comes out and says, “hold on pard’ let me have a look. them eyes ain’t that bad. Call up a vet. His number's in the book.”
Well I didn't have...
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Nate and the chicken
Nate had just gotten out of prison, after serving a 5 year sentence for drug possession. He wanted to get laid, so he went to a brothel. The rates were well out of his price range, as he only had $20, but the madam of the brothel said, "Ok. I'll cut you a deal. We have a chicken you can fuck. Now, I...
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