A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”

The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old ma...

Scientists got bored of watching the earth spin for 24 hours.

So they called it a day.

If a group of anti-vaxx kids play spin the bottle

Is it considered a mass suicide?

A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.

The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"


The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."

Two dinosaurs are involved in a traffic accident. The diplodocus spins off, but luckily comes to a stop on the verge without too much damage.

Unfortunately the Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

My parents spin a world globe and randomly point out their next vacation destination.

That's how they drowned.

Did you hear about the new spin-off/crossover series starring Chris Pratt?

It’s called Parks and Rex

I was going to go on TV and show everyone my motor that spins at exactly 1,800 rpm. Unfortunately, the station uses a 30fps camera, so while you can still see the motor itself...

The revolution will NOT be televised

On a hot, windless day the president was out touring a new wind farm. Frustrated by the lack of good video footage, the president knocks on the base of a turbine and asks, “Why won’t this thing spin for me?”

“Oh, its not a huge fan.” The developer explained.

Super stoked for the new Cosby Show spin-off...

Pudding it in Cosby.

I can teach you how to break dance so fast

It'll make your headspin

I love the way the Earth spins on its axis.

it always makes my day.

A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"

The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."

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If you spin an Asian man around really really fast...

Does he become a disoriental?

Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?

To gain centipedal force

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When I spin around my sexual desire increases.

I think it's an aphrodizzyac.

I was in a casino last night and had a few spins on the roulette wheel...

Before the manager told me to get off...

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If a cable news pundit, a reality TV personality, a political spin doctor, and a serial entrepreneur are all locked in a room together, who would be the first to realize they're of shit?

The room.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000.

1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How can you tell if your girlfriend is too fat?

She keeps getting picked in spin the bottle

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

The ma...

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What spins really fast, then gets shot by zookeepers?

Harambeyblades

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This might be the stupidest fucking joke I've written in months.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time?

They become disoriented.

Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!

Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them

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