Spring Chicken Jokes - 3 Hilarious Spring Chicken Jokes

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

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Three Chinese Tortures

One day, a man was lost walking through a dense forest. When it was getting dark he came across a secluded cabin in a clearing on top of a hill. He knocked on the door, and an ancient looking Chinese man answered the door.
“Please sir”, the man plead. “It is getting dark, and I’m lost. Could you ...

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(Oldie) A city boy goes to visit his grandfather's farm in the country.

A he was walking along the fields, he noticed something very odd—a pig, sitting under a tree, with a peg leg. Later, as he was eating dinner, he asked his grandpa:
"Hey, why does that pig out in the fields have a peg leg?"
"Oh, Old Jim?" his father replied. "Well, that's a very special pig....

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