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Juvenile Jokes

After the earthquake hit, the local juvenile detention center reported...

... a number of minor injuries.

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The mayor is worried about juvenile crime in the city, so he orders various groups to do something about it. Half a year later, they meet to discuss their results.

"We reached out to local schools and started youth programs to keep children busy and educate them on better behaviour. Our studies show that crime among participants fell by 15% compared to the control group."

"We increased police presence in affected areas to deter unlawful behaviour. Our o...

What's the difference between juvenile humor and a dad joke?

A dad joke is full-groan.

Marsha the Math teacher was.....

..giving a lesson on subtraction. She calls on Johnny the juvenile in the back of the room for an answer:

"Johnny, let's say there are 5 birds on a wire and you shoot 1 of them with your BB gun, how many birds are left?"

Johnny replies "0"

Confused, she asks for an explanation ...

What do you call all the little rivers that flow into the Nile?

Juveniles.

How do you call the supermarket section for young people?

The juvenile

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Why did the priest not fuck with the coronavirus?

Its COVID-19.

Not a juvenile!

Math

In juvenile hall the judge asked me how my grades were doing and I told him 50%. He said "50%? That's failing." I said "No that's 100 proof." So he sent me back.

what amateurs!

these are a bunch of very juvenile jokes that we used to say when we were kids

three kids talking about their fathers.
1st kid says My dad flies his plane so fast the sky tears up.
2nd kid says Thats nothing, my dad drives so fast the road tears apart
3rd kid says Your dad's are amat...

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Three Olympic athletes are at an elite training camp

The instructor was a tough, but attractive woman. She planned to give the athletes exercises that would make them beg for mercy



'What's your event?' she asked the first athlete


'Pole vault' he says


'You will spend the next hour pole vaulting!' barks the inst...

Have you heard the dirty pun about the teenager who got his teacher pregnant?

Nevermind, it's just a juvenile dad joke.

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The Republican primary race should be called "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"

It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on.

Thought of this one while trying to fall asleep

What did the juvenile electrician say to the other juvenile electrician when asked to come play?




I can't, I'm grounded.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

I know a funny joke about a prison for underage offenders.

But it's juvenile.

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Antman receives a call from a Marine Biologist at Seaworld...

A marine biologist working with Seaworld calls Antman to help him with one of his juvenile Orcas. He tells him that due to the orca's sexual maturity fast approaching, he needs to perform a vasectomy to prevent him from getting to aggressive with the females.

Antman agrees, shrinks down, and...

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