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My grandpa always said "Shoot for the stars"...

...too bad he's in jail now for trying to shoot Justin Bieber

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They told me to shoot for the stars.

But the neighbors called in a noise complaint.

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By all means shoot for the stars

Just aim for their bodyguards first

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Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars is a good quote

Unless you're an astronaut.

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You might as well shoot for the stars because...

Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing.

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My friend from Hollywood always told me, "Shoot for the stars."

He was an assassin.

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