Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars is a good quote

Unless you're an astronaut.

They told me to shoot for the stars.

But the neighbors called in a noise complaint.

By all means shoot for the stars

Just aim for their bodyguards first

You might as well shoot for the stars because...

Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing.

My friend from Hollywood always told me, "Shoot for the stars."

He was an assassin.

An anti-vax mom and a flat-earther dad were having a friendly chat with their neighbor

The neighbor says, "Well I have to go but send my best wishes to the kids. Tell them I hope they can shoot for the moon."

The mom rather embarrassed says, "I'm sorry... In our family we don't allow shots at the moon."

To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous.

You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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