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Rock Bottom Jokes

There are three words to make a man hit rock bottom.

“Is it in?”

If I spank Dwayne Johnson...

does that mean I hit Rock bottom?

At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks

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Looks like NFT prices have hit rock bottom.

Get your monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free.



I want my, I want my, I want my NFT.

I thought life couldn’t get any worse after I hit rock bottom

Until rock bottom’s dad turned up and started hitting me back…

People keep saying Will Smith hit rock bottom at the Oscars

But I'm pretty sure he slapped him in the face.

What is "Rock Bottom" for you?

I came to the realization that I've hit Rock Bottom today, when I found I had gone to Hooters specifically for the food.

You’ve hit rock bottom.

After being let go from your job at the thread factory, you’re struggling to make ends meet. You can’t afford to pay rent. You’ve been evicted. Desperately searching for an apartment, you finally find one that meets your budget. Upon reading the ad, you notice it says “tenants with more than 4 legs ...

[NSFW] What would you call Dwayne Johnsons boyfriend?

Rock bottom.

Whats the good thing about being at rock bottom

You can only go up
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Or can you

How do you know you’ve hit Rock bottom?

When He turns around and smacks you back

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I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass

I guess I've hit Rock Bottom.

I was one step away from hitting the rock bottom

His bodyguard caught me, Dwayne is a well protected man

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Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse.

But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom.

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You know you've hit rock bottom when...

It's better to tell your wife you're watching porn then watching my little pony...

What do rock bottom and a rednecks wife have in common?

They usually get hit at the same time.

If you think you've hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank...

once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket, and they classed it as an "uncharacteristic purchase"

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I followed Dwayne Johnson for an hour and when he wasn't looking I slapped his arse. He turned around and punched me in the face.

That's what happens when you hit rock bottom.

Things have gotten so bad lately, I broke down crying to “only god knows why”

I’ve officially hit Kid Rock Bottom

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I recently got arrested for sexually harassing a statue…

That’s when I hit rock bottom

If Will Smith doesn’t win for Best Actor

He really will have hit rock bottom.

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The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay.

I’d guess you’d say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.

I must be a geologist

I keep finding a new rock bottom.

I really like rock puns.

They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.

Let's just face it, geology rocks!


PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I?

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if you decide to slap a random black guys ass and it turns out to be Dwayne Johnson..

..you've really hit rock bottom

A Girl asked me what my birthstone was

It's rock bottom

What's the similarity of a failure and you spanking a hard ass?

You're both hitting rock bottom.

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It was probably my worst moment of judgement, feeling over confident and giving Dwayne Johnson a big ol’ smack on his ass.

I hit Rock bottom.

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I realised how perverted and wrong touching someone's butt is, but it was when i slapped a statue...

When i realised that i've hit rock bottom.

Scuba divings a good hobby

If you wanna hit rock bottom.

Stock Market Report

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading....

My joke of the day

Did you hear of the quarry that went out of buiness?
It hit rock bottom.

If I go around spanking statues,

Does that mean I've hit rock bottom?

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I got charged with sexual assault for slapping a geodude on the ass...

I think my life is over now that I've hit rock bottom.

I really didn't enjoy my Hollywood Internship...

They made me follow Leonardo DiCaprio around for 6 hours carrying his water bottle which was exhausting.

They made me floss between Tom Cruise's toes which was humiliating.

But when they made me spank Dwayne Johnson...

That's when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

(edit: no lon...

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When I visited the Louvre, I slapped the Venus de Milo’s ass

I think I’ve hit rock bottom

A geologist falls down a mountain and dies...

I guess you could say he hit rock bottom...

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Last night on live PD

My dad and I were watching two people in a car get an inspection from an officer who deduced that the female had stuck crack cocaine in her personal locker. The cop explains that if she doesn't come clean with it she'll face two charges. She bends over and starts digging in her rectum to try and ret...

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