I had my picture taken with the band R.E.M. once...

That's me in the corner.

I just formed a grunge band and named it "1023 Megabytes"

... haven't gotten a gig yet though.

I'm really pleased that our band has just signed a Jamaican triangle player.

Now every little *ting* is gonna be all right!

Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

A band’s drummer dies suddenly

So the band has to audition for new drummers. They interview a bunch of people, and they decide to play a gig with the best one that night to see if he'll work out. It goes great, except after every song, the new drummer says something like "You gotta brush your teeth or else you'll get gum diease...

What did Al Gores name his electric band?

The Algorithm

What’s a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco!

I know a friend who plays in a band...

He is saxually active.

I'm thinking about starting up a neurodivergent, mermaid-themed parody band of AC/DC. It's gonna be called

OCD Sea

Looking to join a Heavy Metal band...

...I play the lead guitar.

So I started this new underwater band-project

I hope you guys like aquapella!

Did someone lose a roll of 20 dollar bills wrapped in a rubber band?

Cause' I found the rubber band

What's the most popular band in China?

The Wuhan Clan.

My friends and I started a band called Duvet recently

We only do covers.

TIL the band, the B52's, are huge Shaquille O'Neal fans.

It turns out they love Shaq

Which band had a hit single with “Jive Talkin’”?

A) Gees


B) Gees


C) Gees


D) Gees

What did the Janitor call his safety warning inspired metal band?

Slip not.

What do Kobe Bryant and the marshal Tucker band have in common?

Their last big hit was fire on the mountain.

If reddit had a favorite band, who would it be?

Radiohead, because they are the Karma police.

I'm putting together a Christian Metallica all puppet cover band.

Gonna call it Pastor of Muppets

I was in a band in the 90's called "Homeopathy"

We were a bit like Placebo but not as good.
Once we played at a festival, a bit unsuccessful because most of the crowd left to see the Cure instead.

I've just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band

I just stand at the back and ting

I listen to a band named Magma

It's pretty underground

Did you hear that Mozzarella joined a band?

It’s a string band and he shreds on the grateir.

I'm in a Medieval-themed metal band

We're called "Bards of Prey."

Why does my printer want to join a band?

It always loves to jam

I heard Usain Bolt is joining a band

Turbonegro

(Only percussionists would get this) I play mallets in band class, and so periodically my teacher would see how I was doing.

I always pass the vibe check.

I’ll leave now.

The singer from the band Train has zero siblings.

Strike that, he has one sole sister

Me and my friend are going to form a band called 'the duvets'

Mainly going to be a cover band

I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left

It was just one ting after another

The band A Flock of Seagulls is not concerned with WWIII. They've stated that conflicts typically happen with neighboring countries.

And Iraaaaan...Iran's so far awaaaay....

A band should name themselves "rubber"

So they'll be known as the rubber band.

I'm starting a band who will sing songs in the style of Boy George that publicly shame bad behavior and call for boycotts of questionable opinions...

...It's called Cancel Culture Club.

What is Santa’s favorite band?

Sled Zeppelin

The band 4 Non Blondes changed their name to 3 Non Blondes...

Because the 4th one dyed.

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What did the Japanese Psychologist name his progressive rock band?

Pink Freud

Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?

They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet!

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A horse wants to start a band

A horse wants to start a band. However, he can’t sing; So he goes to a vet.



He asks the vet, “Can you give me vocal cords so I can sing?” The vet agrees and gives the horse vocal cords.

A chicken sees this and wants to join the band, so he asks the vet, “can you give me lips so...

What's the Hong Kong police's favorite band?

The Beatles.

I took my Red State dad to see a Huey Lewis cover band -

He stormed out of the concert, while yelling that they were Huey Lewis and the FAKE News.

What's an ancient pyramids builders favourite band?

The rolling stones

Our band

I used to be in a band, we were called ‘Lost dog’.

You’ve probably seen our posters...

What do you call a band that has to make everything perfectly?

OCDC

Why did the band kid get arrested?

He carried a sharp instrument into school!

Who's that band?

A little bar in a small town was having a concert night and most of the town showed up. They were curious to see who in this town of everyone-knows-everyone would go up and perform.

The barman introduced up on stage a couple of highschool kids, the Little Rascals, that were going through the...

Have u heard of the band 999mb?

No? Well it's probably cause they haven't had a gig yet.

I'm thinking of creating a new heavy metal band.

Osmium should do it.

I like bands that are named for their lead singer.

You know, like Alice Cooper and Tool.

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What is the favorite band of Japanese fishermen?

Bob Marley and the Whalers.

Did you hear about the drummer that got kicked out of his band for having horrible timing?

He got so depressed that he threw himself behind a speeding bus!

What's Hillary Clinton's favorite metal band?

*Suicide Silence*

I was in a band during the 80s called The Prevention.

We were better than the Cure.

I’m thinking of starting a band with some guys I met online

We’re gonna call ourselves LinkedIn Park

What music band is the least popular around Halloween?

The Smashing Pumpkins

Whats a Christian Band's favorite chord?

Gsus

What is Trumps least favorite band?

Foreigner.

Why did the band Sepultura have to go to the hairdressers?

Because you could see their roots, bloody roots.

I Want to Make a Band called Mashed Potatoes

Then go on an Ultimate Tour with Meatloaf, Korn, Bread, Red hot Chilie Peppers, Salt-N-Pepa, The Cranberries, The Black Eyed Peas, Orange Juice, Ice Cube and Cake!

*I know a few are dead and some of them suck but I tried damn it, lol

What’s California’s favorite band?

Earth Wind and Fire.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

Because he was tired of haulin' oats

Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?

Because He had the drum sticks.

What did the Irish fraudsters call their band?

Shamrock.

Job Interview : "How do you perform under pressure"

I usually have my band with me

What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?

It's either my way or Norway!

I just got a new dual-band wireless router, but I'm not sure if it's working or not.

It's giving me mixed signals.

What rock band is the neatest?

OC/DC

What band do Anti-vaxxers refuse to listen too?

The Cure.

It was reported some of the bands performing tonight like to hide drugs in there drums.

But don't worry, we've taken the proper percussions

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Wait for it

So there's a farm. On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.

They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the mus...

Some crocodiles got together to write parody songs.

It's a pun croc band.

How many people does it take to start a K-Pop band?

Just one korean and a really good stylist

What was the last thing the drummer said to the band?

Listen to this guys I wrote us a song.


-curtesy of Dave Grohl

I named my band "Band"

Because we're never allowed back anywhere.

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A rock band was booed by the crowd.

The drum player and the bass player drink in a bar, depressed as fuck, trying to figure out what went wrong.
'It's probably the stage sound', the bass player suggests. 'That engineer can't mix shit in a bowl, let alone sound.'
'Come on, we've had worse. At least the monitors were working.'...

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(Nsfw) The lone ranger and Tonto are travelling when they are captured by a band of outlaws

They bury the Lone ranger up to his neck in the dirt. The outlaws ask the lone ranger if he has any last requests before they leave him to die.


"Yes I do, tonto come here a moment"


Tonto comes over and the lone ranger whispers something in his ear. Suddenly tonto makes a run f...

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There are two best friends named Jimmy and Freddy...

...who love to do woodworking together in Freddy's garage. One afternoon, Jimmy shows up at Freddy's house and discovers the butterfingers Freddy has cut his hand off with the circular saw. Jimmy remembers something he read once, puts the hand in a bag on ice, and rushes his friend and hands it of...

I’ve opened up a gym helping ageing rock bands get back into shape. It’s going okay so far...

Just working out the Kinks.

I tried to get a job as a professional band aid remover.

But I couldn’t pull it off.

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A fisherman was kicked out of his band.

They didn’t like the way he was slappin the bass.

How did the band One Direction get it's name?

Because when they're running the trainbang they're all facing... one direction.

I noticed that people under the age of 20 are strongly gravitating towards 60s classic rock by well-known bands, such as The Who.

I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talking 'bout my generation.

After stating that AC/DC was the best 80's band, my dad got mad and said, "What do you know about the 80's? I bet you don't even know who Whitesnake is!"

I just rolled my eyes and said "ugh, Here I go again!"


Happy father's day!

I asked Princess Leia for a list of her favorite bands...

It's Alderaan Duran

Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90's bands?

For me, I'd rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.

My friend asked me who was the first band to start smashing guitars.

Impressed, I told him he was right.

How can you tell when you've found a really good rock n roll band in Minnesota?





They have two accordions

A man walks into a bar and notices a live band is playing...

A man walks into a bar and notices a live band is playing. After watching them for a bit he leans over to the bartender and says, "Hey, these guys are pretty good, but I can't help noticing the drummer keeps swinging at air with his drumsticks. Why is he doing that?"

The bartender responds "Y...

What do you call it when there’s an earthquake at a cemetery ?

A maraca band

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