Why doesn't Ed Sheeran sing the blues?

He has no soul.

The world's greatest blues musician and the world's greatest jazz musician are having dinner together. Who pays the tip?

Nobody. They don't charge at the soup kitchen.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Put it in the microwave until it’s bill withers.

What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-rhythm!

What’s gonna happen if you sing blues backward

It stops raining, your wife returns, your dog resurrects

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