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Ole and Lena are drinking to beat the winter blues along with their neighbor, Sven.

All three of them are having a grand old time, when Ole noticed that they were quickly running out of booze. Ever the thoughtful gentleman, Ole bundles up and trudges to the liquor store.

Upon his return, Ole opens his front door only to see Sven and Lena bare naked and fucking on the couch....

I have six goldfish named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Altered, and Blues.

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.

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Vacation Blues

I had returned from my vacation trip to China during which I spent an evening with a most interesting young lady.
One morning about a week later I felt the most excruciating pain coming from my penis.

Upon inspection I discovered to my horror that my penis had turned blue and green.
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Rhythm and blues

Never sign a contract for guitar lessons.
Too many strings attached.

An Elephant and an Ant spend the night making love.... [From Hill Street Blues S01 E12]

The next morning the ant wakes up to discover the Elephant has died. "Dammit says the ant, "One night of passion and i spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

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